Character: Matthew

You spent paddling pool a couple of minutes, and I swim in the ocean with sharks twenty years. I'll explain the scenario: you go to the bottom, and then my crabs "Mossad" will devour you.

I'm a friend, an ally, Santa, who is always with you.

I understand how to make the sausage, tell me about the butcher shop.

The way to man's heart is through... well wife.

Each weather has its own strategy.