Character: Eric Northman

And all lived long, boring, and dreamed about suicide.

Wow, really my home.
- Yes, but not for long.
- You live here, in my house?
Yes.
You're my?
- No.
- Would you like to be mine?
- Hmm.. Not really, but... thanks for asking.

Before you think to meet behind my back, I want you to know that there is no "behind my back". I'm everywhere and anywhere.
What's this?
I said it was a deal, not a negotiation.

- What is it, pam not so good?
- Suitable for blind, deaf, and idiots.
- Is complete idiocy. If you think that people are so naive...
- Have proof, scientific, people much dumber than you think. We win back the human public one smile... at the time.

- You think I'm that stupid?!
- No. I think you're a man.

- Baby, don't be stupid!
- If I want blunt, I'll be blunt! It's my God-given right as all other Americans.

- A noble vampire... Well, not a contradiction it?
- No more than an intelligent whore.

What it feels like to be like you?
- Will take several of your lifetimes to answer your question.
- Then make me like you - and we will have all the time in the world.
- You don't know what I'm asking.
- I know. And I am not afraid.
Yeah, I'm not. Most people asked to keep them alive, and you want me to take yours.
- I want you gave me the life worth living.

A good merchant doesn't compete with her merchandise, sir.
- A good customer knows everything has its price.

The truth is, I fell in love not only in an innocent, clueless Eric. In spite of your wickedness and unreliability, there is goodness in you, which just puts my heart! Because part of me always wanted to be with you.
- You will not regret it!
- I already do.

- Bill had the opportunity. He just missed her. He... he tricked you!
- To protect. And I lied to him to protect you. And you lied to both of us many times than I can count! What a mess!

Revenge you will not achieve peace.

- I could be dreaming about anything. I could swim with dolphins or eating a whole pie without any consequences, but instead I'm here with you two. It's supposed to mean something!
- I'm afraid to ask what...
- I think... I think I love you both.
- You can't, you're not.
Just because I've always been a good shy little girl who was so afraid to think outside the box, especially when it comes to love and sex. But now I leave that little girl in the past.
- What do you suggest?
- I can love you both. I don't have to be yours or yours - I propose that you two were mine.

- I want peace.
- But prepared for war.
- Of course. But I'm not sure that we will win.
- The war should not think about winning, but about who is willing to die for it.