Character: Josh. Page 3

- You need to get on with my life.
- I've been doing with your life! I live, I have a life...
- To exist - not to live.

- I have a million reasons to return, and only one to stay.
- What is it?
You.

- Why all the time to take pictures?
I don't know Josh, probably, then to think about it?
- Try to remember without the camera.

- Six rules. Remember, I don't know what will happen next. I learned them from my father. First - if you choose something in the hope that it will appeal to others, it is not like anyone. Second - almost all doors in the world closed, if you want somewhere to go, the sound on the demo should be bright. Knock on the door as well as on the reels. Third - whatever you think is important, not important. Whatever you think is unimportant, is important. Fourth - don't shit where you eat.
- I wasn't going to.
Is, of course, a metaphor. Mind you, my father was not very successful. Fifth - live fast.
What does that mean?
- What is important not the result, and the fact that you live, both good and bad. Well as of now. And finally, the sixth is my favorite - don't sleep with those who have more problems than you.

- Do you know anything about the clitoris?
Yes.
- Do you know where he is?
- Yes!
- So here it is for about five centimeters below!

- Maybe someday - said he once to a companion, - humanity will forget about the war, as the grown-up child forgets his toys.
- Yes? And what it would do? - snorted into his mustache Reddy. - To play cricket all day long? Josh, people will never cease to fight, because people will always be people, and war will always be fun.

Drake, where's your phone?
- Mine broke!
- How?
- I have it in the soup dropped!
- How can you accidentally drop the phone in soup?
- This is no accident, I wanted to see if he floats?
- How did you dress up yourself?
- Another joke and I'll tell you what you call your pillow Mr. NAF-NAF!!!
- Sorry if I offended!

Money has symbolic power, they are dead weight, but the paradox is that without them our society in any way.

I see rocks, not like the other stones I saw. Class!

- Here you will hear the buzzwords in the style of Kyle.
- That is, "why are we so worried about what other people think about us".
Or that "we can't love others until, until you love yourself."
Oh, I bet "that we decide who we really are and not someone else."
- Oh, interesting.
- You're good.

I know when a girl wants me! I've imagined this thousands of times.