TV series: Love me (Please Like Me)

I'd offer you a Cup of tea, but we ran out of cups. And plates for the salad. And enthusiasm.

- You betrayed me, like Judas.
- You are not Jesus. You know that, right?

You made her happy. But now she's changed, and you can't make happy new.

You don't have to be cheerful. Break - this is normal.

- Can I be gay? I don't have to pretend to be heterosexual?
- You can be anyone.
- Well, I'm an investment banker. "Hello! Can I offer you a loan? Will a little cocaine?"

- You want to be sad and lonely all your life?
I'm so good at it.

- I want to go to a lesbian bar.
- Why do you want to go to a lesbian bar? You got a lesbian and a beer right here.

- I opened. Will never do it again. It was a mistake. Plucked up a little courage. Bad choice.
Yeah. Yeah, you're like... like a little fawn. You're like a little fawn, who is trying to make their first steps. And you get... you have the courage, finally, feel the balance on his small, dainty deer hooves... And then Arnold comes in and shoots you in the face! He shoots in your little reindeer face.
- Yes, he did. And I have convulsion. And blood flows into the snow.
Yeah, you're little deer with the face of the Troll, screaming and lying on the ice.
And guess where my mom is.
Yeah.

When I'm with him, I don't feel so alone, but then I think that it was a test for my loneliness.

- I have invited him to many dinners, many vegetarian dinners... And we have sex still was not.
Maybe he thinks it is "Jane Austen"?

- You know I'll always be there?
Well... you just have nowhere to be.

- When you tell your parents that you're gay?
- When are you going to tell your cheeks to lose weight?

- I say you could go somewhere with a group of friends.
- I'm not sure that I have enough friends to form a band.

And may know that when you say "in sorrow and in joy", to offer her you can only mount?