Character: Josh. Page 1

- I've thought about it and realized that most of all I am glad that Jeffrey doesn't have a uterus, you know? We, at least, will not get into such a situation.
- I think the world is lucky, since there is no risk you could get someone pregnant.

It was the most unromantic night of my life with a Professor of romanticism.

- You betrayed me, like Judas.
- You are not Jesus. You know that, right?

- Can I be gay? I don't have to pretend to be heterosexual?
- You can be anyone.
- Well, I'm an investment banker. "Hello! Can I offer you a loan? Will a little cocaine?"

- I opened. Will never do it again. It was a mistake. Plucked up a little courage. Bad choice.
Yeah. Yeah, you're like... like a little fawn. You're like a little fawn, who is trying to make their first steps. And you get... you have the courage, finally, feel the balance on his small, dainty deer hooves... And then Arnold comes in and shoots you in the face! He shoots in your little reindeer face.
- Yes, he did. And I have convulsion. And blood flows into the snow.
Yeah, you're little deer with the face of the Troll, screaming and lying on the ice.
And guess where my mom is.
Yeah.

- I have invited him to many dinners, many vegetarian dinners... And we have sex still was not.
Maybe he thinks it is "Jane Austen"?

- You know I'll always be there?
Well... you just have nowhere to be.

- I say you could go somewhere with a group of friends.
- I'm not sure that I have enough friends to form a band.

You're not my best friend.
- Okay, then who is your best friend, Tom?
- No.
- There must be someone. Yeah, okay, look, it's the best friend you have. Best friends don't have to be good. It's just the best that you have.

- Tomorrow will read the suicide note of ginger.
- What do you think is written there?
- I don't know anything.
- I hope it will be treasure map.

- Have you ever wanted to commit suicide?
- No.
Never?
Well... I had moments when I didn't want to feel anything, and it was at the time a good idea, but those days are gone.
- Yes? And how is it going?
- I don't know... Maybe with the advent of the TV series "everybody loves Raymond". Maybe I'm treated to pancakes. I love pancakes.

- What are you reading?
- "History of sexuality".
- Erotic?
- Nope.
- How many read?
Half.
And what's it about?
I have no idea.

With me something else happened. I'm Dating a boy.
I know.
Is the kid male.
I know.

- How old are you?
Twenty.
Twenty?! I thought you were older.
- It's all in my face. It's like fifty-year-old baby.