Character: Cale



- Leave me out of it.
- In what sense?
- Want to relax - relax! Why bitching at me and observe my reaction?
- You followed me.
№ 188622   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 13:21
Stay back, or I'll take it and it will break!
- Not necessary, where as much as 60 gigs of my life!
№ 188619   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 13:21
Tell me why your parents took you to the suburbs?
- I think mom wanted to keep dad on a shorter leash. The city has many temptations. But she is very often crying, as before, and the father is, as before, a little worried.
They thought the extra bathroom would help? Or two car garage. "You know, dear? Forget about cheating. Look how much space there is!"
№ 188251   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 13:08
This is my friend, Ronnie. Ronald. Say Hello, Ronald.
Hey, Ronald...
- You're a jerk.
№ 188249   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 13:07
- My God, you've made the tower of Twinkie. This wouldn't happen in the "Guide Stalker"?
- No. Look, I'm not, okay? I'm not a Stalker. It's just an observation. Normal side effects of chronic boredom.
- Find your passion, Kale.
№ 188247   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 13:07
I want to show you something. Reality without the TV. A whole world right outside my window!
№ 188246   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 13:07
You should see these Oahu Chicks. They are simply magnificent. One girl at the pool taught me to say "Lauhala-Lana".
What does that mean?
- No idea. I think it is their mating call.
- Lies!
№ 188245   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 13:07
- No, mom, we've drained all... All the fish that were in the river, we now have in the trunk.
- You're kidding.
- I'm not kidding.
- Are you sure you won't buy fish like last time?
№ 188242   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 13:07
- If I can't catch a fish, what am I even doing here?
Is better than work, right?
№ 188241   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 13:07
- What can you see with binoculars?
- I've seen a lot. I saw what you probably one of three people in the world who loves cheese pizza. Yet you're the only one my friend, who spends more time on the roof than at home. What do you do there? You read the books. That is, you do not read glossy magazines such as Seventeen, you read books! And you do such a thing... Very similar to psychosis, but not him. When you leave the room, take up a pen, want to go out but not come in and stop, then come back... go to the mirror and look at yourself... But not with a question like: "How do I? Good?", but rather something like...: "Who am I?" The fact that you ask yourself these questions, it's cool... you, like me, you look out the window look at the sky. Trying to understand it, to understand why there is no order in your books. And I just look at you...
Is either the meanest, or the most cool thing I've said in my life...
№ 35566   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 14:26