Character: Father. Page 5

It seems that old people more ahead of time than children, to whom lies all life.

- This dress made me look fat.
- You look fat in what you eat eight times a day.

She took a tour of "Eat pray love". I told her that if she wants to reach the stage of love, she needs to pray more and eat less.

- You want to marry my daughter?
Yes.
- Come here, on the threshold of some crazy.

- The mind has no muscles.
- All that you know. You can't teach your grandfather to steal sheep. Your mind really no, what I'm trying to fix.

Well said, Maureen. You'll be the wife of a preacher.
- Oh, father, I rather whore go!
- Not a hindrance. Continuez, ma chere enfant .

Do you think Adrian?
Of fire.
- Are you afraid of fire? I have good news for you...
And height.
And height? So today is your lucky day...
And microbes, and pins, milk, crowds, spiders, sand...
- Long list. You lived in darkness.
- Yes, and dark too. Elevators, earthquakes, fungi, tigers, boats...

- Tell, please, what time of year women are more likely to go crazy? Spring?
- As a rule, hospitals are overcrowded in June.

- They do not perceive. Now, for them an empty phrase. In addition to individual words. You want to see? The father bent down to her daughters blankly staring at their plates and said:
Love.
The girls woke up.
- True romance.
Started.
- June, ' said the father, wedding.
Easy convulsion racked his daughters.
- Now pass me the gravy.

- People are always preparing for the future. I never cared for. The future is waiting for them. It's not even aware of their existence.