Character: Katie

And then he kissed me. It was the best kiss of my life. I opened my eyes and saw that he wants to say something. And he uttered what could only Toby: "looks Like you ate for dinner pepperoni!"

This is love,
The roaring waterfall,
Booming alarm,
The fire and the flood.
This is love,
Crazy dream.
And happy one
Who will knock at its gates.
This is love,
Beautiful and free:
Fairyland,
The vast expanses.
This is love,
And all around, yours,
When opened for you
The gates of it!

- You had sex?
- Mom! I'm 14 years old!
- The other day the TV was showing a pregnant girl who was only fourteen years old.
- It wasn't me.
- Any drugs you were taking?
- Mom, come on! Where are my drugs?!
I don't know, but the fourteen-year-old pregnant girl, which was shown on TV, was a drug addict!
- It wasn't me.
- Have you been drinking?
- Well, mom! Mom, Toby took us to the disco, and then stopped for us when we would have time to drink?
I do not know. In our time on the TV show constantly drunk pregnant fourteen-year-old drug addicts.

- Yes, you will die of envy when I see my ideas!
- Then send me them by mail! What is your e-mail? The stupid bitch dog bitch dot com???

- Mum, I hate men.
- Congratulations, dear, welcome to our club. Membership card will arrive in the mail. What a solemn moment, sorry I have no camera!

- Josh seven years, Kathy.
- Excellent, you have a lot in common. The same level of mental development.

- I look like a Scarecrow.
- You're nothing like a Scarecrow.
- You yourself, then at least you know how to look stuffed?
- Well, how do they look?
- Just as I am.

- I have no toilet paper.
- You'll receive a certificate, will have something to wipe.

When people say "it's a long story," usually mean that the story is short and stupid, what a shame to tell it!