Character: Chapaev



Lying, do not take!
№ 267541   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:48
- Happy you!
- What?
Happy you say, Petka. Young, whole life ahead of you.
Why don't you, old, Vasily Ivanovich?
- Well, old, but still not the same as yours, Petya. Here are married, work together will. The war will end, life will be great. Know what life is? To die do not!
№ 267537   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:48
- Vasily Ivanovich, and you are to command the army mogesh?
Can.
- A front?
Can, Petka, I can.
- And all the armed forces of the Republic?
- A little to learn - able and the armed forces.
- Well, on a global scale, Vasily Ivanovich, to cope?
- No, I will not be able to. Languages I don't know.
№ 267534   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:47
- Here, Vasily Ivanovich, men sumlevayus: you are the Bolsheviks Ali for the Communists?
- What?
Is... I'm asking you for the Bolsheviks, Ali for the Communists?
I international!
№ 267517   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:47
I where's the commander? Only in the ranks. And on the outside I'm your friend. You come to me at midnight, after midnight. I drink tea - sit down to drink tea. I'm having lunch - please eat. That's what I have the commander.
№ 267516   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:47
I - Chapaev! You know what I - Chapaev? And you? Who are you!? Who sent you here? To someone else's glory want to stick!?
№ 267515   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:47
- You, sailor, beautiful by itself, your old twenty years...
- Listen, you, sailor, beautiful by itself...
№ 267512   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:47
- Injured?
Wounded, Vasily Ivanovich...
- What a fool! You have a single brigade commander, my Deputy, and substitute your forehead any stupid pool are not eligible!
- So... So in fact the bullet because, Vasily Ivanovich, she is not to know who the brigade commander and who...
- The bullet-it does not understand, and you yourself should understand. Head is on your shoulders? Go! Here, for example, is a detachment marching... Where should the commander be? Ahead on a spirited horse! <...> Now, the enemy went on the attack! Where should the commander be?
- Be ahead...
- Must move to the rear of his detachment, and from a lofty place to observe whole picture of the battle, otherwise the force can bypass the flanks. Now, decisive action and his detachment commander, the enemy driven back and put to flight. Our unit pursues the retreating in panic of the enemy. Where should the commander be? Once in front, on a spirited horse! And the first to break into the city on the shoulders of the enemy! Here! To think it!
- Uh-uh... But you lie, Vasily. If necessary, you always go ahead.
- Yes... well then - if necessary.
№ 267510   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:47
... Well, what you said here, - to spit and forget. Now listen, what I'll call the shots.
№ 267508   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:46
Ah, Petka, Petka, I used to know a Chinese Communist by the name of Jie Zhuang. He frequently dreamt one dream - that he is a red butterfly flying in the grass. And when he woke up, he often could not grasp whether it's the butterfly dream that she is engaged in revolutionary work, whether it is the underground had a dream in which he fluttered among the flowers. So, when Jie Juana arrested in Mongolia for sabotage, he's in an interview and said that he is actually butterfly, which is a dream. As interviewed him Baron himself Ungern, and he is a man with great understanding, the next question was about why the butterfly for the Communists. And he said that she was not for the Communists. Then he was asked why in this case the butterfly is engaged in subversive activities. And he said that everything people are doing, so ugly that it makes no difference whose side you're on.
№ 156742   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 15:26
- Vasily Ivanovich, and white in America?
Is, The Anka. But the indigenous people there - the red ones!
Release Date: 01.05.1993
№ 150079   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 09:04
Everything is just a whirlpool of thoughts and the world around us is real just because you become that maelstrom himself.
№ 77820   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 12:47
You know, Peter, when you have to speak with a mass, it does not matter whether he understand the spoken words. It is important that they understand others. You just need to reflect the expectations of the crowd. Some achieve this by studying the language spoken by the mass, but I prefer to act directly.
№ 77772   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 12:45
Wherever you were, live under the laws of a world you got, and use these laws to get rid of them. Vpisyvaya from the hospital, Petka.
№ 58562   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 13:46
So this world is arranged that all the questions have to answer in the middle of a burning house.
№ 40329   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 17:32