Character: Count



- You turned on the receiver?
- No, count!
But we heard the sound of music.
- Yes, sir!
- So you its and included.
- No, count!
It turns out that I was crazy?
- Yes, sir... the kind of hell wound up in the house!
№ 328696   Added MegaMozg 12-06-2018 / 14:13
I'm an American citizen and I deeply to spit on your filthy greatbritain laws. I intend to broadcast from this ship all day and night until death. Well, a couple days after.
№ 313929   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2018 / 16:06
... we are just fans. And I would be honored if you to this historic night with me will welcome the legendary Quartet. Luminaries of our era. People that bring joy to our generation and beyond. Because in this world there will always be poverty, pain, war, injustice, but, thank God, except this will always be the Beatles...
№ 313928   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2018 / 16:05
College Dorm we had a motto: "don't be vindictive. Revenge and forget".
№ 313927   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2018 / 16:04
- Art. You know what his power is?
- The power of art?
- It is based on the idea, akin to alchemy. Art transfigures, transforms, and revives.
№ 224022   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 12:56
Obviously, the more you do for women, the less it's worth. They mock those who loves them, and run after those who despise them.
№ 222763   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 12:12
Over the river will never stop... so all this will never change. The water ceased to flow, the waves overflow, or merge with each other, but never for a long time do not stop. People and the pain that ails this world... will never change.
№ 188238   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 13:07
No matter how exalted the throne, but people still like.
№ 165269   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 10:31
- Are you okay?
Yes... just a couple of months ago I were arguing over something dumb.
Really?
Yes... I suddenly realized something, but instead to fight the thought, I began to think... and I know this idea is correct, but I'm afraid it's stuck in me forever.
- What's the idea?
- What are the best days of our lives...
№ 117218   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 20:30
I vowed that if he again will be in my possession, I'll set him a good gut, and then hang to dry... as something that... hmm... first gutted, and then... hmm... hung out to dry...
№ 115781   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 11:36
I remember once you asked me to save the cat from suffering.
- Actually I meant you to stop tormenting her.
№ 107270   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 15:14
I want to say to all our listeners: God bless You. And you bastards in the performance - don't think that this is the end. Our time will go, there will come another era and politics never will scratch to make this world a better place. But around the world boys and girls never cease to dream and his dreams lay down a song. Most importantly don't die today, will die only a few freaks on a shitty boat. And only one thing saddens us is that, in future, people, you will find many wonderful songs that we've ever put on the air, but believe me, it will still write, and still they're singing, they will all be new wonder of the world.
№ 84567   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 22:15
Count: - You would have to do under my guidance policy.
Figaro: Yes, I already know it.
Count: - same as English - basis!
Figaro: Yes, but really there is nothing to brag about. Pretend not to know what is known to all, and that you know something nobody knows, pretend to hear what is not clear, and not to listen to what heard by all; most importantly, pretend to be can surpass himself; often to the great mystery that is no mystery; to lock myself in my office only to sharpen the pens and seem profound, when you have what is called "the wind blows" does evil, is it good to play the person, to produce headphones and lure the traitors, melt wax seals, intercept letters, and try the importance of the goal to justify the poverty of means. Here is the entire policy to get me to this place.
Earl: uh, Yes it is intrigue, not policy!
Figaro: - Politics, intrigue - call it what you want. In my opinion, they are somewhat akin to each other, and therefore let them styled as one likes. "And dearer to me my Bonnie", as sung in the song about good king.
№ 63455   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 17:34
- You mean, Count?
Yes.
- So, I'm the king?
- Or jester.
№ 49922   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 23:55
About our deal. I wanted You made me something crazy to do. You have sent to our radio for millions of ideas. But there was one that killed all. And I'm proud to announce what will soon become the first person batugade was on a rock station, great Britain. My goal is not to offend anyone, but to entertain. Well, I would like to enlighten You a little. After all, from a bullet someone dies from a bomb - a lot of people, violence kills love, but from strong word no one has ever died.
№ 49595   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 23:42