Character: Ilya Kovrigin

- Come on, Ilyushenka, let's dance.
Fun you live, Anfiska.
- So I'll nelubina, Ilyushenka. Nelubina!

Fool you are still... said gently Ilya.
- That took the fashion: as that is not in their language- so silly name-calling. And mom-Faith, and you... get yourself smart!
Yeah, I'm loving... you all the time as the exam. Oh, and you hard!
- Go easy look!
- And I just like you, and need.
- Then be patient! - advised the dejected.

Beauty like a dress. It is possible and beautiful to wear, and under it - nothing.

At the crossroads Ilya turned it to the left, and Tosya waved his briefcase to the right and said:
- So in short.
- And so long! - said Ilya stole Tosi briefcase and waved them to the left.
Tosya thought and thought and decided that a long way sometimes is better short, go for Ilya.

The men gossip does not stick. It's your sister that should be feared!

- Love her?
- Who is it?
- Buckwheat!
- I love it!

Some are not even aware that it is possible to make one cubic meter of forest. Well, you came to the forestry, you know?
- I know! Firewood! Sleepers for the flight!
- What about the potato you all understand that. From one cubic meter of forest can make 200 kg of paper, 170 pairs of rubber galoshes. Or, for example, 2 tires for the car or 180 kg of wool. Here are your mittens. I think they are made of wool, right?
Yes...
- No, that tree. Or here's my scarf.
- Also from the Christmas tree?
- No, pine. Your hands are cold then? And anyway... the wood... it warms all mankind.
- Oh, and being you! Told about the forest!

Yes... she Washed you!
- Think, too, I figure!
- Figures can be, and the character on the face.

- May I?
- And you always dance with a cigarette? And in the header? So, with this, I don't dance!

- Tosya, if you like, try me, if you don't believe!
- What do you tractor to you to test?

- Th is to me?
Yeah.
- KKH, ticking!
Yeah.
[a cough behind the door]
- And what are you doing? You Xan Ksanych stool did?