Character: Oscar. Page 4
I tell her that I keep a diary. She tells me to read "the Diary of Bridget Jones", and I answer that it should be read "diary of a seducer". And I promise on her return to join her PSBP (sexual intercourse without protection).
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 13:41
- God is all very poorly staged. Bebiki have to laugh, coming to this world.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 23:03
Better to live with the psycho, which will break your heart, than to sit at home and swear at the TV.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 14:29
That night, lying in bed, I invented a special drain system, which at one end is drawn under every pillow in new York, and the other is connected to the reservoir. Where the people cried myself to sleep, tears will always flow into one place, and in the morning the weatherman would report increased or lowered the water level in the reservoir of tears, and all will be clear, how many weights new Yorkers at heart.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 23:02
...life is a funny gift. At first, this gift is overrated: I think that they gave eternal life. After - underestimate her, find useless, too short, almost ready to throw it. And finally, realize that it was not a gift, life just gave them to use. And then her trying to appreciate
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 02:35
Only God has the right to Wake me up.
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MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 23:43
