Character: Oscar. Page 1



- Only do not swallow...
Oscar?..
- No. It Is Pinocchio. Why did you do it?
- I'm sorry...
- No. "I'm sorry" - when it comes on someone's tail in the movie, then Yes, sorry. Or when they say, "Oh! When's the baby shower?", and the girl is just fat! When people say "sorry"! And here "sorry" will not get off!
Quote Explanation: during mock battles lenny almost swallowed Oscar
№ 282758   Added MegaMozg 13-04-2017 / 10:34
Before you change the woman, you have to remember that she can always make it more graceful. You know what the saddest thing about her infidelity? You will never be able to forgive.
№ 250811   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 10:59
So I love this for what it is, in any case do not try to change a woman, you will push her to change.
№ 250810   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 10:59
A silly woman you think is the most fraught?
- To marry without love.
- But if to think globally?
- Not to marry at all.
№ 250808   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 10:59
In the morning Michael told me that, in his opinion, the person is given a limited, very small amount. A matter of minutes. If lucky - weeks or even years. As fate will decide. We can live only because of persistent memories of these wonderful moments of happiness - they light up the sad landscape of our future ways; we always want to go back to relive happy moments, but never reach it, of course.
№ 249173   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 21:59
You have to love his woman, the one next to it, she deserves it, if you don't want to love her someone else. A woman like a tattoo. Notice: some criticize, others admire. Where she will have you pose: on hands, on neck, on chest or below, depends on the generosity of your soul and imagination of the mind. Just remember that if you want to break up with her, the scar in any case remain on the heart, if not you, so she.
№ 212914   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 15:39
- We with the father were not close. In the last two months of his life he wrote letters to cousins, partners, and people I never knew. He wrote about what he wanted to accomplish, but did not, and about things that could not commit. He told them all that didn't tell me. But I wanted to know it all.
- You need a hug?
- I'll manage, thank you.
№ 206608   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 10:27
The fact that the man is wrong - not a defect but inherent characteristic, which is embedded in the DNA of any male of the human race since ancient times. It's like the ears or nose. There's nothing you can do about it. You're like a computer, programmed for infidelity. Only instead of iron - muscle and bone. The only difference is that not all know how to use this: someone never had the chance, someone has no time, someone money. But now because of these DNA you'll have to sleep on a cot. And who knows, maybe it will stay.
№ 200020   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 21:26
In any case, when I go to the movies with françoise, I like to look at her profile, than on the screen. You got me dizzy - your way. I'm starting to ache the neck: the movie should really be at a height to compare with you. I watch you watching a movie. If you laugh, I decide that the film is funny. If you cry, I think he was touching. But if you yawn, I fall asleep.
№ 163267   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 20:55
She has always responded when I called. Don't know how she did it. Can we just waited all day for my call.
№ 160751   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 18:42
I didn't want to hear about the death but it was said, even when not talking about her.
№ 158616   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 17:01
I hate you, I will tell him my opinion.
I hate you, say it to me.
№ 158566   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 16:59
So, all of you! I'm in charge! The tooth will fall out - new is not growing unless I say okay! Sneeze - nose wipe until I say okay! And not to say okay, until I say okay!
№ 132491   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 11:17
If you say the word "death" no one's listening. You can be sure, it flies in some kind of hole, because they immediately start talking about something else.
№ 114743   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 10:25
That was fucking brave of her to trust me with your secret.
№ 114742   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 10:25