Character: John

Not snis me so more, please! Not because it's not decent, but because I don't want to Wake up...

You can't make a man a fool, if he was a fool.

France! France! Fantastic, amazing country! Mireille Mathieu, Jean Gabin, the Louvre, thin stockings, Alain Delon, Jean Marais, creme brulee, Camus-writer, "Camus" - brandy, Dumas, Dumas, Edith Piaf, "Chanel No. 5", Designer, Gascon, champagne. Love it!

In each situation, has its advantages. First, I look good. Secondly, I have a great machine. Thirdly, the shoes are almost a perfect fit. Fourth, the weather is nice - it can also be attributed to the pluses. Minus only in the fact that they want to kill me.

- Tell me, is it possible to buy some shoes?
- We are not a Shoe store, Madam, and automobile salon.
- ... I want to buy shoes from you.
- Can only offer You a car.
- Okay, I'll take the car.

Lord! What a joy just to breathe, just to see the sky, trees, sun, birds, mosquitoes, all sorts of bugs. What a disgusting air I was breathing! No, everybody needs to sit a month in the same hole where I was sitting, and all at once would understand how beautiful the world.

(from a letter)
PS All day I get used to the idea that ceased to be a virgin, is becoming a favorite...

Buying a new car is usually accompanied by significant changes in their lives. "Why do men so like to buy a new car?" thought John, and immediately came to the conclusion that this kind of view of a male molting.