TV series: NCIS: naval criminal investigative service (NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service). Page 1

- DiNozzo? This is the same Tony DiNozzo?
- Unless I owe you money.

- You guys are the guys the Navy cops?
Yeah, my seahorse is double-parked outside.

- NCIS? Something like CSI?
Only if you can not read.

Screen add me 20 kg.
- And I thought it was your fridge.

- Guess a riddle: a guy came into a bar and asked for water. The bartender pulled out the shotgun and fired, narrowly missing visitors. This young man otreagiroval only gratitude, left a tip and walked out. Why did he do it?
Gibs a little thought:
The boy hiccupped.

I don't know how to choose a gift! What to give the man who has nothing, and which don't?

- People more love for their weaknesses, because they are a strong side.
- Then you have to be everyone's favorite.

What do I do? I'm crazy about her! And she just crazy.

I will also write a book.
- You first learn to read.

- Why do you keep driving?
- I could say, because I'm the oldest, but mostly because I want to live.

Sometimes a small lie can warm the soul.

- Did you know that financial issues are the second most common reason for divorce.
- What's the first?
- Marriage.

I don't watch porn.
- I don't believe you.
Why?
- For two reasons: first - you're a man, the second you breathe.

There are no miracles without effort.