TV series: Lie to me / lie to me (Lie To Me). Page 9



Don't want to be captain Obvious, but...
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- All year round planes children who do not receive education...
- As a quarter of the U.S. population.
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- Do you really think that in the clouds sits a guy who will solve your problem, if you ask?
- That is, scientists can not believe in God?
- As far as I know, talking to invisible people is a symptom of schizophrenia.
2 Season 2 Series
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Nothing is true or false, it all depends on the color of glasses through which you see the world.
1 Season 5 Series
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She's a shrink, I'm a buffoon. Sorry, usually we go with signs.
1 Season 9 Series
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There are four rules of marriage: find the one who loves you, the one which is always interesting, the one you always want and make sure they are all met.
(My father used to say that there are four rules of marriage: a woman who loves without looking back, which throws you a challenge that you want, and most importantly, to your women are not aware of.)
1 Season 4 Series
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You can tell a lie, but not lie.
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As usual, the deadline is yesterday!
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We can talk about it a lot, it is possible to say nothing.
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Crazies I have seen a lot, but this place is a sanctuary.
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Nervous ex-wife is steeper nervous FBI agent.
2 Season 1 Series
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Once "today" is also called "tomorrow".
1 Season 13 Series
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My experience shows that people under the age of 35 often confuses the ass with a finger and Vice versa.
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I don't trust your wedding, it all ends with marriage.
1 Season 4 Series
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- I love weddings. Everyone is happy, everything is beautiful, Yes, and cake give.
- The bride's pretending she's a virgin, the bridegroom found one, the parents on both sides that like each other. A real holiday of liars.
1 Season 4 Series
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