Character: Eli Loker Eli Loker

- I always tell the girl on the first date, how much money I have.
And then are surprised that there is no second?

- I sent some of the cupcakes in the lab, but the other part - I've tested myself, which turned out to be much faster.

- You really read this book?
- No. I put it here to idiots like you, thought I was smart.
- Probably.

You whenever possible, cutting corners, breaking rules or laws and expect others will go in and fix it for you.

- Does Lightman seem weird to you?
- He's rude, impatient, distant - for me it is quite normal.

- Anyway, who cares what people do in the bedroom?
- All!

The brain is so busy inventing lies, the body loses its synchronicity.
(Coordination is difficult, when making it up.)

While it might be hard just to say what's true.
Would you want a white lie told to you?

But a lie is still a lie, even when it's white.
A lie is a lie, even if she is innocent.

Yep, the weirdo on the horizon!

Don't want to be captain Obvious, but...

- All year round planes children who do not receive education...
- As a quarter of the U.S. population.

- Do you really think that in the clouds sits a guy who will solve your problem, if you ask?
- That is, scientists can not believe in God?
- As far as I know, talking to invisible people is a symptom of schizophrenia.

There are four rules of marriage: find the one who loves you, the one which is always interesting, the one you always want and make sure they are all met.
(My father used to say that there are four rules of marriage: a woman who loves without looking back, which throws you a challenge that you want, and most importantly, to your women are not aware of.)