TV series: New girl / New girl (New Girl)

Old people scare me. With their arms and legs. They are like the human version of ruffled pants.

If I wasn't in my mind, would I take a weekly selfie with my cat?

“I'm sure the horses are from outer space.

- I'm coming to Indianism!
Sisi: *shakes his head negatively*
- Hindi ... Hindi... ism? Indian - Indiani - Indie... Indie Buddhism?

You know what would be weird? If I brought my cat, Ferguson, as a couple.

I received your text message. When you get to the Taylor Swift Spectrum of Emotions stage, I have to come, right?

I tried on my cousin's wool tights once and loved the feeling!

I'm not celebrating Christmas, okay? Or as I call it, a winter night of privilege for white Anglo-Saxons.

- You may not help me with the prank.
- Why not, Maine? I'm the best in terms of pranks, man! My name is Phenk Sinatra!
- No, it's you who call yourself Prunk Sinatra!

I'm worried about Schmidt. He is a Jew in the desert. I don't want him to start wandering.

- Nick, wear pants or at least very high socks.
- Then it will be high socks!

You heal the external wounds by rubbing them with alcohol, and the internal ones by using it. The science.

I went in for figure skating until I was 13, and then my mother sober up and realized that I was a boy.

I'm like a sexy snowflake. Every night with me is unique.