TV series: New girl / New girl (New Girl). Page 1

This place is so foolish, and I don't know which fork to stab myself with.

“Except for Gollum. He lives in a cave.

I can't go to jail! I'm too sarcastic for white gangs!

Nick has no plan for life. He doesn't even have a plan for the day. I once found a note in which he wrote to himself "Put on your pants."

- I'm writing a book about Chicago: it will be alive, it has a lot of personal... and it doesn't exist! So if I don't write twenty pages by three o'clock, I'll get a slap in the face.
- From whom, from the editor?
- No, I've hired special people to do it, so I don't even know who it will be.
- I can cut you in for free.
- No, I've already paid other people.

I want you to say something. I brake for birds, I wear polka dots I have used sequins. I spent the entire day escorting, communicating with children and absolutely do not understand why you don't like sweet, it's weird and it pisses me off. I hate your pantsuit, even if it had ribbons or something, so he was nicer.
But that doesn't mean I'm not smart and tough and strong.
- Are you finished?
- Almost finished. I'm going to pay your fine, and my checks animals farm, bitch.

- She died for a favorite pastime.
- She sat on the toilet.

We have oddities. But we are what we are. And that's fine.

- 5 us whiskey!
- I will not do.
- It only seems so. But drinking alcohol is a fun and safe way to actively live.

I'm pretty sure that I have a heart attack. And I didn't ask anyone to clean my Internet history.

The only thing that matters is if you're the guy when you need him. Otherwise you're Dating a wall.

I once saw a priest drop his keys, leaned over and picked them up. It was so human that I stopped believing in God.

- I'm saving myself, I eat salads without dressings, mostly protein...
- What kind of salad did you eat?
- Cut a bit of ham...
Is that all?
Yeah. Greens do not like. It's weird to eat green.
- Your pathetic attempts.
Is not an attempt, ham had a lot.