TV series: The Guild (The Guild)

I could barely raise himself up after the party. Blaz deleted character Tink, Clara disappointed Vork with betrayal and... I, like, threw. Twice. Out of pity I allowed myself to eat a kilo of ice cream and decided that we will raise everyone's spirits. How? Our game comes with the expansion "the top of Dragonera"! New continent, new skills, and most important - new hairstyles for characters. I hope the extension will help to heal the wounds of the Guild, will make us focus on what's important. The main thing - it's a game! And we are not. Silly little people.

- Hey, Dr. Hemment is the Code... kmkh, Led Sherman, remember? You left me last week.
- Hey, Sid. Let's just say, we broke up.
- As you like. I need help on the phone.
- Well, let's just set up an appointment.
- I'll hang myself on the network cable!
- Led, this is not the response of an adult to the situation.
- Yes, of course. Well, in short, I'm obsessed with something on someone, this person is not interested in me, but for some reason I still - I completely disregard his feelings.
- So you see that neglect?
- No, no, it's only a short moment of clarity.

Warn that women, as a rule, bring only short-term dividends - they are not an adequate device for long-term investment. Besides, in my experience, women have very low droprate.

- I usually have no guests, the latter took grandpa in the hearse.
- Here we are going to smoke pipes and drink brandy! Like men.
- Grandfather died in that chair.
- Damn, and it's clear why - there is deadly comfortable!

- I greet you, gelidity. Before you enter, you have to sign here.
(holds out two sheets of A4)
- What is it?
Just a formality: legal action a non-disclosure agreement... standard procedure.
- To enter the house? Hardly standard.
- I demand it from everyone, even when Dating. Hypothetically.

Let me explain this in terms that you can understand: in life you are a beginner character. You for the first time in my life, and you actually live by me! That is not sexy. If we were meant to be together, as unlikely as it may be, you need to be seriously pumping, you know? Much.

The only place where I can be myself is online.

When I turned around and saw zaboo trying to hang himself on the network wire, I jumped like a ninja! Don't want to be narcissistic but it was really the turning point for me. I mean, my therapist is always telling me that I need to be brave and to take control of the situation. Nothing makes you proactive like watching someone who wants to hang!

- Claire's post on the officer forum called "Meeting in Citybird to discuss Blaze".
Oh, well now you see why I don't play room...
- So what do you guys kicked me behind my back, huh? After all the hours that I spent?
Well, the meeting wasn't just about you, well, even at the expense of meeting Gildeev between them.
- Yeah, I feel much less excluded.

- Where is Vork?
Mm, and what does he do?
- Oh, he's a warrior! You know, with skills in handling metal..
In real life, zaboo! What about that guy?
- The bald one?
Yes.
- Hmm, I never imagined Vorka bald - he is so confident behind the microphone.
- Wouldn't be bald and confident?
Well... uh... your scalp constantly outside.

Hey, guys, why don't we meet in person to discuss this?
[silence all shilidian]
Physically? Personally?
Well... we're here and I don't exactly know what to do with it. In addition, we are a local Guild. To meet is easy! Why haven't we met before? Well, probably because we played too much behind the computer, but some time away from keyboard would be good for us. Claire, that's the last time you went out with someone older than four years?
- In terms of? Before I began to produce offspring? Oh... Let's do brunch! I love pancakes.
But we need to do something with Blazon and his problematic behavior. To see each other will only distract, and besides.. I don't want to.
- Can you sketch on the agenda.
- Actually I have a suitable template for a word.
- Tink?
- For anything. I like you for who you are drawn characters that allow me to feel a sense of achievement in an imaginary world.
50 gold in the game.
- I'm with you. So, when? Next weekend?

I guess I just do not cope... with anything. Of course, the game is always a lot of drama, but at the end of the night, you can simply click on "Logoff". It is impossible to press the "Logoff" from my own life.

- Codex, you seemed sad lately, and I came here into the sphere of reality, to embrace you. You see, this dal is killing our relationship!
What?! Zaboo, no, there's no relationship! We are friends, friends online, anonymously.
- Oh really? But these chat logs say otherwise: Log 5:38 am on March 13:
"Code: Where are you?"
"Zaboo: farming a nether"
"Code: I can help, I need gold"
"Zaboo: I'll give you"
"Code: I don't want to ruin our relationship ;)" for a winking smiley, right? Ie you winked at me!
- No, because it was just a typo, and was supposed to be a colon, a sweet, not a personal colon. The semicolon just gets stuck when I am, I can't click on the shift.
- It was a Freudian typo, okay? Keyboard chemistry is undeniable

You're firing me? But you are my shrink! Isn't that illegal in medicine?