TV series: PE



Hurray for love! She ... is ... stronger than death.
№ 404471   Added MegaMozg 25-09-2020 / 11:51
- He calls me "babe". It's like "I'm his girlfriend"?
- No, it's like "I don't know your name."
№ 390297   Added MegaMozg 04-04-2020 / 16:30
Money in the bag, the bag in the safe, the safe in the closet, the closet in school, the school in Moscow, Moscow in Russia, and Russia... in the ass!
№ 354980   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2019 / 06:02
Quit while you're ahead! Folk wisdom!
№ 354978   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2019 / 05:02
Cheating is cant of the highest order, is the king-jamb.
№ 354977   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2019 / 04:11
You respect yourself - you are respected.
№ 354976   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2019 / 04:10
Friend is well a friend, a friend is sacred, other and the bullets, and fire, and water.
№ 354975   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2019 / 04:09
Fat is what? Fat is not a verdict, it is God, not a sentence! Fatty jumped, ran, and not greasy!
№ 354974   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2019 / 04:08
I thought there was such a scheme, when we're both happy. It turns out there is.... one... duh.... if you're happy, I'm happy!
№ 279084   Added MegaMozg 13-03-2017 / 11:52
Was my childhood dream: I wanted a wooden horse, and the parents could not buy. So I grew up, earned money and bought a wooden horse, and sat on her knees directly in her ears, walked in. And I thought, dreams can come true in time!
№ 268502   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 12:32
Bitch, you can chicken out, when clever ideas are trying to broadcast.
№ 238937   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 14:46
Fat aunts at all. And the evil fat aunt even more so...
№ 238935   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 14:45
If zero - zero is obtained. It is only in the books I write: I took Apple sold two bought. And the first Apple where to get? You don't write.
3 Season 5 Series
№ 233650   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 19:32
Adult - this is not your touchy-feely. This trust, free space. I don't need your sisimskoj to zadalbyvat. And no zoo!
2 Season 11 Series
№ 184676   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 10:39
- Drove them to revenge. Together they will punish!
Nakazali, kid, not grown.
- I am for you tear anyone's throat, give only the address. For our entire family!
Yeah. Well, remember. Go out of the door, immediately right, go along the Avenue, hit the yellow house, head turn left, see the entrance, it says "Pharmacy 24 hour", walk in and say, "I have a thing for bruises and abrasions, ointment for joints and anything for the kidneys." Uncle Thomas kidney was crushed. Something will take. The gematogenka.
2 Season 1 Series
№ 183525   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 09:57