TV series: Brooklyn 9-9 (Brooklyn Nine-Nine). Page 2

- I have a question? If the toilet is washed off in the ocean, the pipe can float a small shark and bite me in the ass?
- No, no options.
- Boredom.

Peralta, where are we with the vandalism?
- Someone draws members in patrol cars, and he won't stop until his penis will not be on each of them.
That's what it is! What are those two round things at the bottom?
Is back!

And now two pictures [shows]. One - the contents of your locker, on the other - Philippine landfill. Which one that is?
- [referring to one photo] Is a dump.
- On both your locker!
- Should have guessed! He's good...

So polite... no one thought that it smacks of gomosyatinu?

Brother brother wipes Holy.

Oh, my God! If I die, publish my tweets into a book!

What's the torso on a scale "from Charles to Terry" ?

- You have time to get out on the tables. Look! Leftover food, crumpled tissues, pictures of your families...
What's wrong with photos?
- If you love them, you'll remember what they look like.

Boyle, show Donger what a Fax machine.
Okay, imagine a letter had unprotected sex with a phone.

- Do not always understand messages from Peralta. Writes that they are still waiting for the results, and I'm good. Then the box with the question, another box with a question, another box with a question, another box with a question. What does it mean?
- What is your phone does not support Emoji.

Note this is the NYPD! Put down the knives and step away from the penis my friend!

I want to prove I'm not selfish. So I don't care what they want.

I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said that the bleeding is internal. The blood there must be, right?

- Ant, ant, ant, ant... God, they're everywhere. You just left food crumbs?
- Why are all staring at us? We do eat all the crumbs.
- Yes, we are not the problem and the solution.