TV series: Brooklyn 9-9 (Brooklyn Nine-Nine). Page 1

I was born for politics: I have beautiful hair and I love to lie.

- I'll do it.

Why do you follow the directions of people when you can grab them and throw them out the window?

- There are pluses that you underestimate.
- God, you're right! There are advantages when you underestimate, you may want to go with it!

Is your spiritual animal is a caterpillar which has come. And my mighty wolf.
If you want to beat alpha you must be the alpha.
Wrong. If you're a smart pawn, alfach will take pity on you and do what you need.

Hey, you did that yesterday to relax?
Yes. I came in yesterday at 21:41 after party at 21:30. And went to bed at 22:00. Then thumbed the phone for two hours. The one that did not really sleep.

- Look, you invited the audience to play?
Yes. Who would not want to see a man fight with a crocodile?

I tried to be good and to do good, but sometimes to be good is to be honest, even if it will hurt someone.

Small like flies feces.

She's the devil, and dance with the devil, then to be burned alive.

- Don't get too cocky. When I met the parents of Kevin, I said "Fünf Gesänge" Brahma is the opus 106, while it is, of course, 104. Since they weren't talking to me.
Really? Just because of this?
Yes... Well, because they are terrible homophobes who think I made Kevin gay with their magic genitals.

Texting is the most intimate thing you can do with your fingers.

Laugh fun.

Santa, grab my wheel.