TV series: Friends (Friends). Page 4

She is amazing! Compared to her, all the women of my dreams - short, fat, bald... men.

- You broke the girl's leg?!
- Yes, and I feel terrible. I want to see her and to give something. How do you think she needs?
- The ability to walk again! This.

- His plane leaves in forty-five minutes.
- And the difference in time?
Between here and the airport?

- He really wants to meet me?
- Judging by the fact that he's in love with you insanely, he would sometimes drink with you a Cup of coffee.

- Oh, no, no! [Chandler grabs his head]
- All right, three of his whiskey, so you turn back time!

I hate to think that your dream was sex.
- Sorry, it was just one time, I was drunk and it was her subconscious.

- Maybe Joey Paponi?
- No, still sounds Italian. My agent says that the alias should be neutral.
Joey Switzerland?

- How you could steal a credit card?
- I don't know, but look how much they have lost!
- Monica, calm down, the Bank said that you will only pay for their purchases.
- Yes, but what a waste!
- You stole a credit card, it is unlikely to save.
- That stupid, to spend seventy bucks on miracle MOP...
- I bought.

I'm so glad I earned this! For this, I wiped tables for it, I made coffee and... [opens envelope with wages] all for nothing! Who is VAT and why it took me so much money?

Feel like somebody got a hand to the throat, grabbed the guts, pulled them out through the mouth and wrapped around my neck.
Some cake?

Look, it's like all my life I've said: you boot, you boot, you boot! And today I stopped and thought, what if I don't want to be boot, if I want to be... a purse or a hat. No, no need to buy me a hat, I say that I hat! It's a metaphor, daddy! <...> Maybe that's just me, maybe I don't need your money... Wait, I said "maybe"!

Zach is a nice guy, right?
- Yes, perhaps.
- You wouldn't want to have his baby?
- I beg your pardon?
We talked about the sperm donor. Zach - what you need. Look, he's smart, healthy, athletic... just spermtastic.

- By the way, as a thank you I want you somewhere to settle.
Really?
Yes. Joe just today going to the movies. Will you come with us?
I can't, because... I saw them.
- Have you seen all the movies?
- Yes! I'm a big fan... of movies... of cinema... cinema.
- Can we go somewhere else?
- Depending on where. I was almost everywhere.

But here I sing, I! And for a long time. My name written at the entrance with chalk! Do you want to erase... chalk?