TV series: Friends (Friends). Page 3

- Perhaps you'll catch her in the ladder. Call, shout - "I love you!". And she replied - "I love you too!". And then you kiss so that everyone around will applaud you.
I'm a good kisser.
- And then you'll slip into the office. You will ignite the passion, and then enter the flight attendant... I watch too much porn.

- And near the pool you will have a sign: "We don't swim in your toilet, so don't write in our pool."
- We will not have a sign like that.
We will, I will give you.

- You told the doctor that jumped on the bed and fell?
- No, I invented the whole story, but Chandler sold me out.
- Sorry, Joey, but it is unlikely that the doctor would believe that you fell out of the nest.

And Frank there?
Yes. Frank!
What?
- I mean Frank senior.
He went to the store.
- And coming back soon?
Well, he left four years ago, so we expect him any minute.

Surely between us nothing animal? Well, at least some... at least burunduchapo sex?

Ross, please listen to me! You're much better than Paolo, you care about me, you love me, you amuse me!
- If I make you laugh, there's an idea - invite Paolo to his bed, and I'll be in the corner telling jokes.

- Have you heard: Bari and mindy are getting a divorce?
- Who are the Bari and mindy?
- Bari is the guy I almost married and mindy was my best friend.
Is with her, he cheated on you?
- It is only meant that he slept on her and not on me.

Ross, Ross, Ross! Stay away from this guy, and from this, and from that... they're all huge!
- No more me.
Just you stand closer to him. From where you stand, you yourself seem bigger.

My agent got me an audition for "Days of our lives"!
Let's celebrate and make a party themed like the show.
We are all each other have sex, and then someone will lose memory?

Let's make Irish coffee.
- You all are doing in Irish.
- I would do Belgian, but the waffles don't fit in the jar.

- I can't believe it's Christmas already. Even today you eat the Turkey, and tomorrow, you see, it is time to paint eggs.
- Do not worry, this time your eggs are not in danger.

- If we have a little hot, anything, hold a themed Christmas party.
Yeah, and the theme - "feel like a smoked"!

- Have you ever said to them that he is married?
- Yes you that! I fact your girl did not speak, but I do it even more.

- As soon as I arrived in new York, met here with one. Fun, hot, great kisser, but a very large Adam's Apple. I hated it.
- You or me?
- I. Joey, women don't have Adam's Apple.
- ... Are you kidding me?
Yes, Yes.
- And I, too, was thinking...