TV series: Horace and Pete (Horace And Pete)

- You know, the only thing worse than living with someone who does not love you...
- You mean your first marriage?
Yes. ... is to live with someone who loves you very much.

Life to Asses my dear, when you die!

Hey, I can live without a bar!
- Well, she's right, Pete, you only lived here in the hospital...
- You can not imagine what I can do.
"Yes!" For example? One day to go to the Mall and shoot them all?

You need to have to get used to the fact that people hate you, Horace. Anyone who for forty years will not acquire at least ten people who hate him, just an asshole.

- Oh, my God! What kind of person am I!?
- You're like a lot of other people, Sarah, how very many people. Can the army be staffed by people who have been in your situation. Literally, you can gather everyone who was cheating, and to declare war on the loyal people and win!

- I don't want another divorce! Horace, I can not stand! That is, it is what it is. I don't blame you don't blame yourself, it happened... But if it happens to me again, what does this mean?
- That shit from you mate! It's okay! Me too. It doesn't make you a bad person, just don't get married. Go away and don't repeat that. If one - like me. Can't stay in this shit, trying to ignore the obvious. It's a madhouse, so Catholics live...

- Sarah, I fucked your sister! And the whole story! Okay? That's what happened. There is no need to dig deeper.
- No. So, of course, makes it easier.
Yes that is why people do things like this... because then there is no need to rake a bunch of crap, and otherwise - to sift through a bunch of crap. And nobody wants that. So if you have a bad marriage, fuck a relative and go! It works! As fire for insurance money. You know, when the building burns down, no one asks questions. The main thing is really to burn it to the ground.

Why we're Clinton's are such pigs?

- And in General he's right, Dating sites are not working. You signed up for match.com? Yes?.. It's terrible.
The problem is that they are looking for conformity in biography and interests. And you're like, "Ooooh, we have so many common interests, and people attract not common interests.
- What?
Chemistry.
Yes.

- What to do? How to find love?
- You know, go into a store, look how much bow, say, look up, and here it is, your eyes will meet and ready. Because the way it works.
- And how to make that happen?
- No, it is not to create artificially, they say that love slays. This happens unintentionally. Like when I was an actor and learned how to fall on stage. Most likely to fall, in General, I tried and fell, probably a thousand times, trying to make sense of randomness, and I could not. And so I decided to be an actor.
- Well, this I easier. That is, what to do?
- Need to accept the fact that love is rare and most likely you never will be.
- What? Do you do so? You put up?
- No. I wander with a broken heart. I drink. I can't stand loneliness, and someday it will kill me.

Racism, he is in actions, not in words.

Nothing forever. This is a natural decline of democracy, right? The population is degraded until you choose that. And he destroys what's left. That is, we were great, we had great jobs, we were educated. We pretend we have morals. So? And now everyone is doing Chinese fucking babies. All grows dull on their own and all shit apart from the joy of consumption. So what? Why not trump. Get this over with. It must be his motto. Trump: get this over with.