Singer: Accident
And now the President wants to turn this land into a funny shooting
Where they will have a gun, and instead of the target stand my sons.
I have four pieces -
The type is from whom to choose
Who is giving the run around for another couple of years
Someone to rake to die.
Preferences of civilizations
In General, have become quite clear -
Simpletons dreaming of a world
Presidents want war.
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MegaMozg 30-06-2019 / 05:05
If, say, you want peace, prepare for war.
Want to stand for the truth - freely lie.
I want to stay clean - stay in the shit.
I love people, remember this: the enemy is everywhere.
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MegaMozg 30-06-2019 / 01:12
So I'll write and smoke
Tearing the grimassy mouth
Because otherwise I will break it,
How about a wall a carton of milk!
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MegaMozg 09-12-2018 / 22:07
And the rally comes,
As expected in the country today.
Rasplavilsya brotherly love of the people
Applauds the brotherly war
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MegaMozg 09-12-2018 / 22:06
The first and thirteenth with songs, jokes, dancing.
How many health-spent the first and the thirteenth.
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MegaMozg 20-01-2018 / 12:19
How do you want to work! To the machine, the counter, anywhere!
And so imbued with the idea of a nation From the first to the thirteenth!
The first and thirteenth with songs, jokes, dancing.
And unite the whole nation from the first to the thirteenth.
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MegaMozg 20-01-2018 / 12:18
The eleventh task to be solved - how not to go to friends to the cottage.
But still going. The result is well known: Including the twelfth play tricks.
Thirteen! It is too late! It's time to say goodbye to Santa Claus.
And all Russia with fire in his chest shouted: "Grandpa! Go! [and the snow maiden take her!]"
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MegaMozg 20-01-2018 / 12:17
Only decided to tie the sixth - arrived relatives from Rostov.
With him took seventh. What do you want? A sacred thing.
Eighth-ninth remember the bad... left a relative - thank God!
Like the tenth to do nothing.
- Excellent! Tenth treat liver!
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MegaMozg 20-01-2018 / 12:16
The third morning with children on the tree. The fourth bath, riding a roller coaster.
The fifth to visit my mom and brother. There again eat a bowl of salad.
The lettuce is kilogram of mayonnaise, Which is delicious, and most importantly very helpful!
- Don't let the salad get yourself killed!
- What to do?
- What to do? To drink!
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MegaMozg 20-01-2018 / 12:15
First once I woke up, wow!
Already in the evening, crawling into the kitchen with chimes beating in the head, closer to the deposits Olivier,
And there are already slightly spilled. Slightly means a little less than a liter.
The second lie quietly, hurt look "Irony" and "Sorcerers".
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MegaMozg 20-01-2018 / 12:14
The first and thirteenth with songs, jokes, dancing.
What else can you do something from the first to the thirteenth?
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MegaMozg 20-01-2018 / 12:13
Here are all my buddies,
Artists, writers,
Gathered under the window,
Who beer, who wine,
Anyone with with aspirin.
They want so little
Fortified table
But you can ruff,
So startled soul
And soared.
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MegaMozg 20-01-2018 / 12:12
Chart I have a chart that
And everything that is not on the schedule
Nafig, nafig!
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MegaMozg 20-01-2018 / 12:11
I am ready to anticipate the thoughts of people and dogs.
But thinking of oysters is some darkness.
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MegaMozg 23-03-2017 / 19:28
Our time
Expires crimson blood.
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:37
