Performance: The curious savage



- By the way, you dug up a flower bed, Tight?
- Unearthed, Yes! I was attacked by eight policemen! Although I resisted as could, Oh, hell, they knocked me to the ground. These idiots decided that I want to put a bomb under the President!
- Tait, why did you not tell the journalists, as I did, you're a lunatic?
- Well, you would try to explain, when you're going through eight burly men!
- She would love this!
Quote Explanation: Mrs. savage told Titus that she hid the money in the presidential greenhouse, under the bed-ass petunias.
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I thought that all our family members except me, of course, normal people?
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Tell me, doctor, is the need to help disadvantaged people is insane? In a world of so much sorrow, so much suffering, so much lost talent...
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In General, people bad! The stomach would have to be back when you bend over - it prevents!
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- But You don't want to say that You don't love their children?
No, you don't.
- You must not say such evil words!
To reassure You, Florence, I'll tell You - they're not children. My husband was a widower with three children. I was trying to make them truly friends, but they always pushed me. When I first hugged Lily bell - she bit me and continued biting until the age of sixteen! Oh! Can bite and now...
- But that is very acted for You on the nerves!
- Yes, very.
- What about the boys? Boys are always much better!
- No, not always. They messed up the money. When I did they comment, in retaliation, they broke my stuff. So, I breathed easily when they went to school.
But in school, at least they have something to teach?
- Yes, Yes. French language. And when they came home, they talked among themselves only in French, so I couldn't understand! And, indeed, since then, I ceased to understand them...
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- Tell me, Hannibal, do you think I'm worth ten million dollars?
- No, not stand. In man only twenty cents worth of potassium, twenty cents worth of phosphorus, five cents iodine... Well, in short, at the present high prices, no one is fifteen dollars.
- So You did not estimate a dollar and a half?
- What are You, a commercial value. Your moral value is priceless!
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Mrs. savage if You have to know why You're only on the edge of the carpet?
- You see, because the carpet... the carpet - it only rubbed in the middle, and I believe that it is necessary to trample down evenly in all places.
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Mrs. savage, can I ask You one indiscreet question?
- Only indiscreet questions are interesting, dear.
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I already have fireflies... how lovely! What makes them glow, doctor? That they have time to love?
- Frankly, I don't know.
And I thought You know... That would be fine, doctor, if the people glowed in a rush of love like fireflies! Lily-Bell! And you don't light up when you love? You're so quick to ignite!
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It's not fair, Mrs. paddy. To go to heaven, You make others suffer.
№ 230533   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 17:37