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I wonder why modern literature is so drawn to the description of all sorts of perverts, psychos and maniacs. As if normal people have nothing to say.

I'm not a pedophile.
Who the hell knows? Suddenly you'd screw your own sister for a slice of cheese?
- I don't even like cheese!
- That makes it even worse you sick bastard!

What do you mean perversion? Men themselves - a perversion. If a man asks for a little something the woman and this desire is not a perversion, then it is a perversion.

I'm a sophisticated type who takes pleasure in inventing strange stories, while the whole world is suffering.

- Keep walking, pervert!
- I mean, a pervert, but came to you not on this.

- Would you please pass the butter, mom asks me and turns to my father. - Do you know what "felching"?
(...)
- Felching, I say in a low voice, - felching is when a man Fucks you in the ass without wearing a rubber, cums and sucks your anus own warm cum. Along with all that it involves lubrication and feces. That's what "felching" is. It can be supplemented with a passionate kiss in the mouth, during which your partner gives you everything just sucked.
Silence.
(...)
Father clears his throat.
- I think, "he says," the word "felching" mother meant something completely different.
Felching is cut into thin slices of Turkey.
Silence.
I exclaim:
- Oh!
I say:
- I'm sorry.
We eat.

Half the married guys in the world were flits and didn't even know it.

When you have money, sex and Tinkoff, to save his soul can only suffer. When you have the money and doggy appeal, leaving only the perversion.

- You must wonder, why am I in handcuffs?
- I just came from a room where a man was lying in a bathtub full of mayonnaise, in a dog collar...

You know, what is perversion? It's a matter of taste. As with Chinese food: either like it or not. But if you are Chinese - you have no choice.

Lesbianism, homosexuality, masochism, sadism is not a perversion. Perversion, in fact, only two: hockey and ballet on ice.

I showed him my toys. And including a noose. With its help, you sort of hang yourself but not to the end. Awesome feeling...