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Once I asked someone to marry me, and promised myself that another time will be.
- You never break my word?
- No, if I give it to myself... But if you do offer...
I'm getting up on one knee?
No, not necessarily.
- Will you marry me?
- I do not know Tracy, Yes.
5 Series
№ 131345   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 09:43
I want to marry you because you're the only one I want to see when waking in the morning and kiss at night. Because ever since I saw these hands I couldn, I can't touch it. But mostly because when you love someone as much as I love you getting married is the only way.
№ 127849   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 18:41
Me four times called a marriage. Twice in the beginning of a relationship and twice at the end. I never said "no". I just never gave the answer!
№ 115574   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 11:27
Do not complain and do not ask, unless your management course. Complain and ask from weakness, from which become even weaker. Make a complaint or request in offer: offer, and don't ask! Denying the complaint or the request - nothing to lose, refuses to accept this proposal misses the opportunity.
№ 110597   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 20:07
- Oh, it's a great idea!
- The invention of the wheel was a great idea. The theory of relativity was a great idea. And this is just a suggestion. And a pretty sucky one at that.
№ 106912   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 14:55
When a man proposes to a woman, not vsponimayu about the other.
№ 104069   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 09:14
- I love you. I want you to be my wife.
But I will always be flashing in front of your eyes.
- Glimpsed. I want you to.
№ 104068   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 09:14
We met on the plane. I didn't know who he was. Before landing he stared at me, and then it turned out that we have places close by. He says: "hi, I'm Sanjay Singhaniya!". And I say, "Hello." It was then that I found out that he is Sanjay Singhaniya. He talked all the time until we flew from Delhi to Mumbai. One thing after another, your mouth. As I sat and listened. Suddenly for no reason, no reason said: "I love you, marry me". And I said "are You crazy, or what? Who was talking about it on the plane?". "No," I say, and he: "Please." I "No," and he says "Please." I - "okay." And what remains, when one so pleads. That's the whole story.
№ 103302   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 08:41
Marry me and find out everything about me!
109 Series
№ 100514   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 03:31
Who have a lot of offers, he gives nothing to the one who asks little.
№ 90677   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 19:18
And what was the plan?
- I had no plan, she had to find the ring in my cocktails, and I had to say "let's get hitched".
- Interlock? Engage the tractor-trailer, you need to be romantic.
2 Season 6 Series
№ 90568   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 19:13
- Are you proposing to me?
- I suggest you make me an offer.
5 Season 21 Series
№ 88973   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 17:51
I know how much love, can we split it.
№ 86198   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 15:31
Let's all run out, buy a boat, put in print the passport and get out of here.
№ 84466   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 22:10
- Again drizzle?
- Mom, did you notice that in impersonal sentences there is some hopelessness? Drizzle... Windy... Dark... And you know why? Not one to complain. And no one to fight.
№ 78603   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 13:28