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two pair of boots! but we're from different boxes!
№ 71734   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 00:00
Fool.
The fool.
- You see, we are the perfect couple.
№ 71248   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 23:38
Couples break up because of what you created.
№ 62145   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 16:23
When he acquainted me with Sergey, he said, "are You together?", Octaves and said, "No, we are happy."
№ 53731   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 09:37
Have you ever found the perfect pair? No? Then allow me to introduce the perfect couple - figurines of the newlyweds on the wedding cake. Because they never look at each other.
3 Season 2 Series
№ 51933   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 08:25
You are waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you don't know for sure. But it doesn't matter because you will be together.
You're waiting for the train. The train that will take you far. Do you know where you want to go, but where will take the train, don't know. But you don't care because we're together.
№ 46526   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 21:40
You will breathe easy vapour
On a frozen night window.
We really with you not a couple
We love turned into one.
№ 45757   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 21:11
We're a couple - I quit, you start...
1 Season 3 Series
№ 42528   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 18:59
And whatever you say, they're really not a couple.
But they were not hovering. It is their right.
№ 34961   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 14:04
We are simply a wonderful couple: one thinks as if by accident, not to kill, the other faints from kissing. It remains only ironic smile. Not us, and the fate which brought us together.
№ 33192   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 12:58
It is impossible to find a partner that was loyal and reliable.
№ 30193   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 09:56
This world is so cruel that even the socks can't find a mate...
№ 24170   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 05:10
The perfect couple: he is Quasimodo, she is blind. He will never go to another, it will never see its ugliness.
№ 21551   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 03:10
Two happy couples are better than one unhappy.
№ 13460   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:41
It always happens in the movies - at the last moment, when the woman is ready to get on a plane, appears desperate man and under ironic-sympathetic views of the employees of the airline grabs her in his arms, kisses her and returns to his world. There is an inscription "the End", and the audience differ, being assured that this couple now and will continue to be consistently happy.
"The movies never show what happens next," to comfort herself, she said. And then - marriage, kitchen, children, sex out of obligation, even married, but increasingly rare, but for the first time and found a note from his mistress, and the desire to make a scene, and then promises that it will never happen again, then the second note (from another woman), and again a scandal, and the threat of divorce, but this time the husband has nothing to promise with such certainty, but only says he loves her. The third note (a third women), and her usually prefer to remain silent, to pretend that nothing is happening, because my husband happens to say now that he didn't love her anymore and she can go on all four sides.
Nothing in the movie did not show. The movie ends earlier than the other world begins. So it is better not to think.
№ 7950   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 00:03