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And I'm not going [to write] - I will be saving!
№ 280983   Added MegaMozg 26-03-2017 / 19:24
My daughter goes to kindergarten, where you have to wear Shoe covers before you go. And there is such a device, which sells Shoe covers. These boot covers are there ten rubles. As for me, it is very expensive for Shoe covers. First, every day I bought and then thought, "Yes, I go bankrupt every day to buy overshoes here!". There standing next to the tank where you throw already used Shoe covers. I at some point began to take out.
I understand how you feel homeless when the roll downhill, because I used to take only whole, then I was not squeamish and full of holes, then I'm so used to that I just open the door with his foot, dive into your tank, you start rummaging.
10 Series Release Date: 05.03.2017
№ 278280   Added MegaMozg 06-03-2017 / 13:28
Toad strangling? Eat it, savings!
№ 277393   Added MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 18:37
The collective maintenance of the resource can be more profitable than charging individual consumers of the resource.
№ 277366   Added MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 18:34
There is a line of savings beyond which a person becomes just a mean dog.
№ 274550   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 14:24
Irina knew how brilliantly to save. She could even write a thesis on "the survival of the individual in modern conditions".
№ 273994   Added MegaMozg 30-01-2017 / 13:28
One of my clients told me that, if all the time to fly economy class for the cheapest tickets, in the end is dripping with the smell of cheapness and economy.
№ 247352   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 20:51
I see that my lessons of economy were not in vain, and your frugality makes me happy.
№ 236553   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 11:03
When saving on the small things, it usually backfires.
№ 199602   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 21:10
The best way to save money:
- Never enter into a relationship and not be friends.
№ 186078   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 11:36
The best way of saving money is a more thorough analysis of their desires.
№ 181310   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 08:35
Do not save, buying cheaper. Save by not buying extra.
№ 181309   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 08:35
- If again for squeezing grape juice into wine we would have to hire twenty people on their payroll, pay for insurance and everything else will take a lot of damn money!
- Your?
- No, your.
My?
- You will hire.
I'm not sure.
- I care about your money, because I'm your accountant. That is why I suggest the article of the savings. We have a branch of the company "Diesel". Them juicers work for three and three times faster!
- And to live on those we don't hire?
Well... progress requires sacrifice.
- Assure me that this machine will work for three and three faster than the workers?
A hundred against one.
- So you care about my money?
- No, to your advantage.
- Why would it?
- I don't know. it's just who I am.
№ 169707   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 13:58
I have often noticed that almost all people have the habit of saving on a particular detail, carefully saving some tiny fraction of a penny, and every setback this is a bitter disappointment, although the same person can throw the shillings or even pounds to the empty venture.
№ 163314   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 20:57
- As President Truman said?
- (chorus) "We all have to learn to save"!
Quote Explanation: until the Measure gets all the products in the store.
№ 156629   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 15:20