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In the 90s, the budget revenues from oil and gas did not exceed 6-8%, and now the country is sitting not even on the needle, and petroleum coke.

We want Ukraine was access to additional volumes of gas, if they are needed. As you all know, natural gas is transported by pipeline from Western Europe through Ukraine to Russia.

"The GAS for you!" How did they come up with this slogan, I wonder? As they thought? "GAS with you"? No.
"For You, for GAS and for the special forces"? "World. Work. The GAS"? "Get with Putin"? Maybe "pedal to the metal heart." And if they do not vote? Not to vote - off the gas, because it is for you.

The development of the energy sector in Azerbaijan are not confined to our borders. We have seven pipelines. Three of them transported oil: two of them lead to Black, one to the Mediterranean sea. The number of pipelines is four, we can transport gas in all directions - Georgia, Turkey, Iran and Russia. In Europe the demand for natural gas will increase while Azerbaijan is the only for Europe a new energy source. Currently used all other sources, providing Europe with gas. Azerbaijan is a new source, located nearby, reserves are great, he has the potential for the next decade.

Gazprom - dreams come true konyashek! As the saying goes: "Loot taxpayers under the horse's tail." 200 Lyamov... that's what I understand of horse prices! And anyway, why "Gazprom" the monopolist, we need advertising on TV? And on a horse! To entice viewers to buy gas? Didn't know if we've missed something? You have competitors? We can still buy gas in the house? Friends, it turns out we have a choice, and we don't know. I did the first time I hear about this channel. Yeah, sorry, I should be ashamed, because every second in our country breeder. Really need the channel! Especially in a crisis! But just strange that no one's watching. It is actually very simple - Miller [head of Gazprom] it turns out that the horse owner. So I wait for another channel, for example, from Shuvalov - "the World Corgi".

News from the diplomats. Moscow and Kiev once and for all solved the gas issue. Officially Kyiv has agreed that this is a Russian gas tube and not the grace of God.

- What are You at me about the gas not asking?
To You tell me about the debt is not recalled!

- Gas attack, they are waiting for instructions.
- Take a teaspoon of baking soda and a glass of water.
- I will report.

Said before the Emperor Emperor, that Russia had two allies - army and fleet, and now Russia are the other two allies - oil and gas.

You know, the oil and gas it is impossible to love physically, but financially is the only thing holding up the legs of Russia today. Without his legs Russia will not stand. Not to like something on which you are standing is impossible.

It seems to me that oil somewhere. And if there is oil, can not be that which is not broken through the gas... it seems to Me that we need to take a closer look at the bowels. We'll find something. Can not be that someone has searched for and not found.

Pumping gas to consumers in Europe
This show after each New year.
Will Pay Ukraine? Open a pipe?
How to make enemies brotherly country?

Gazprom is everything. And we are his nothing.

He also belongs to the statement of the main international conflicts of the XXI century: "between hydrocarbon pipeline despotism and democracies" (in the article "Boris Gryzlov and Russian self-blame"). Some Western commentators have taken this concept very seriously and raised it on their bayonets in Russophobic purposes. However, none of them noticed that Russia itself dialectically pipeline is a democracy - at least in relation to its southern neighbors.