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Never go to the doctor, which withered plants.

How easy - flew away sadness,
What's done is done, and you feel sorry for me,
Didn't help that night - to go to the doctor
Sorry, don't call, I don't want you.

That cannot be cured by medicines, can be cured by the knife; that is not cured by the knife is cured with a hot iron; what is not cured with a hot iron, should be considered incurable.

- Who told you that?!
One very smart doctor from your office.
Smart doctor? From my office?... Who let?!

Female doctor - it's not even funny.

A Junior doctor writes out twenty drugs for each disease; an experienced doctor with one drug for twenty diseases.

Never thought venereologists more people and eyes look.

So, forget about the color of their diplomas and that it says the word "doctor". It's all a lie - you don't know shit!

I wanted to lose control, bite and growl.
I tried to die - had to pump.
Could not catch. Thank you doctor
For what nothing now to want I don't want to.
Mentally healthy. Weaned and drinking, is.
Thank You, Bashlachev. Ward number six.

To plastic surgeons every day come hundreds of women, pulling out bags photos Jennifer Lopez, Sarah Jessica Parker or Michelle Gellar, and ask: "Make me a ass, Breasts slide closer to each other, and in the mouth give silicone". For me, Jennifer is cheap brand clothing and nothing more, and Sarah is a Jewish name. But seriously, why do people keep trying to be like someone? Why many people think that to achieve harmony with you, changing appearance? What is the internal reproduction?

Doctors amazing personality, I want just to tell them "Forget about the tests and immediately put the diagnosis of "death".

How dare you call my Intern doctor?

- A female doctor? Not going to work.
- What do I do?!
- Change the floor!

- You really a doctor?
- Of course! I vet the local racetrack.