the irony [Theme] Page 2

I made it a rule to speak not only as hidden or gracefully, with a mockery of himself, or indirectly, in the form of "different thoughts".

If people deny to talk seriously about some subjects, they will talk about them ironically.

I am very sad that of all the Russian show business to participate in such transfer, in fact, at the moment, I only agreed and Olga Buzova. I have immense respect for Buzova, but I'm fully aware that much cooler it would be if in my place would say, Urgant, Sobchak, Fedor Smolov, in the end. But this requires self-irony, and while all the Russian stars, all that you can do on television is to lick each other ass and justify it by the fact that this is all under hypnosis.

There is only one benign conceit consisting in the correction of mistakes. The conceit of fools of a different kind, they know neither doubt nor irony.

I was very happy to become a national artist of the Chuvash Republic. By the way, the medal I gave gold, not from cans, which usually get people's artists of Russia. And I understand the feelings of Leonid Brezhnev, who loved to receive awards...

If you learn to laugh at yourself, we'll always have something fun.

I'm not the hero of the novel, or something like that. I am a simple student who loves to read, any full. But if someone for some reason would write a story with me in the lead role - it certainly would be... a Tragedy.

If you see a person laughing at yourself can be absolutely sure that he is not a fool, as is the ability to laugh at himself is obvious and undeniable sign of intelligence.

I don't drink or smoke. I have lifetime subscription to suicide. I have diabetes. Don't want to speed up the process. Therefore we fully and comprehensively lead a healthy lifestyle.

Dialogue with the housekeeper:
What's for dinner?
- Baby soap and cigarettes bought...
- What's for lunch?
- You are very full, you don't need to eat, it is better to have bath bathe...

The English consider themselves witty, but not laugh.
All the English men I know think they're funny but they never laugh.

Alexander, amorous young man, a tender heart. Sorry, there are no forces to keep intelligent expression.

I don't want a fireman or a lifeguard... well, some of my squad, huh? Is that from extra money in your pocket can save.

Irony is the highest class in humor. To laugh at yourself is extremely difficult. This is a sign of intelligence... what do you think, freak?