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- What part of your body you would most like to change?
- I would change your face with a butt, so I looked better.
№ 240096   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 15:31
The most unloved person in the world? Myself. No, I'm just objective.
№ 240094   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 15:31
$700 in an hour and I'll paint you a realistic geek, though, in life, I do shit for free.
№ 240086   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 15:30
The scientist in my view is someone is terribly curious and opinionated. I'm not curious, so I'm not a scientist.
№ 239706   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 15:17
When you have self-irony, you don't need jesters.
№ 239097   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 14:53
Until I reach all lying down.
№ 234935   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 09:46
... self-irony hurts much more.
№ 215629   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 17:23
- A pleasant feeling when doing something not for money but just.
The two of you a lifetime to chase this feeling. We are humanitarians.
№ 206607   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 10:27
And tomorrow you'll see my photo in the newspaper under the headline: "Died from overdose". But it is a pity that you did not read the Newspapers, and I don't do drugs.
№ 198937   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 20:19
Plopped down on the couch. Well, that did not fill yesterday. I was... cautious. For three years, perhaps...
№ 196703   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 18:44
Money is a very useful thing because they give you the ability to do what you love to do. And I don't like to do almost anything.
№ 192406   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 15:54
- No brokers. I wasn't going to meddle in your problems.
- What about the code of honor? Rescue the beautiful ladies?
- A lady you're not fit. And I do not adhere to those codes of honor, which is talking on every corner. I have my own code, from a single rule.
- What?
- Live and let die another.
№ 175671   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 18:21
- What kinds of things should be treated with humor?
- To all things. All that can not withstand the sense of humor, not even worth to deal with.
№ 174911   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 17:51
Epitaph: "She died, crushed by a block of their own lies".
№ 171409   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 15:18
All you do is dictate. I have as much right to its own expression, like a typewriter.
№ 167639   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 12:30