Author of quotes: Groucho Marx

A woman I cared almost two years, until it was discovered a full match our tastes: and I, and she's crazy about girls.

Who, he argues, sees women through and through, he loses a lot.

Money is a very useful thing because they give you the ability to do what you love to do. And I don't like to do almost anything.

I sent a telegram to the club: "Please accept my resignation. I don't want to be a member of a club that accepts people like me".
I sent the club a wire stating: "Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member".

Although it is known to many, I think it is time to declare that I was born at a very early age.
Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.

Writing essays takes so much time that no time to read the book itself.

If a black cat ran across your path, it means somewhere in a hurry.

A man as young as he feels his woman.

Realized this would be a five year old child. Come on, bring five children.

Why don't you drill a hole and release the whole stupidity?

I do not worry that I'm a grandfather, poor is that I'm married to a grandma.

That sweet little face after her father. He's a surgeon-the cosmetician.

I haven't had time to open your book, as he roared with laughter. Someday I will open it for you.

Perhaps he speaks like an idiot and looks like an idiot. But you must not be deceived: he really is an idiot.