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In the night Good and Evil have the same face. It is impossible to distinguish enemy from friend. So I invented the lamp.

If the fish really wants to drown, she'll drown. If a person wants to reinvent himself unfortunate unrequited love, he invented it, even if it will be all trumps.

That night, lying in bed, I invented a special drain system, which at one end is drawn under every pillow in new York, and the other is connected to the reservoir. Where the people cried myself to sleep, tears will always flow into one place, and in the morning the weatherman would report increased or lowered the water level in the reservoir of tears, and all will be clear, how many weights new Yorkers at heart.

The main invention of mankind is still a stick, from under which it works.

- Maybe you guys invented algebra, but we learned how to use it.

Hydrogen bomb: an invention to end all inventions.

If any invention can serve as a means for further corruption of human society, which received it as a gift, it only proves that such a society is flawed at its core because these gifts always carry with them the seeds of freedom.