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When I first masturbate, I remember, decided that invented this thing. Looked at hand, smeared with this shit and thought "This will make me rich".

The invention is very suspicious, because it always means breaking the rules.

The Lord God created men weak and strong, but Colonel Samuel Colt created a gun, to equalize their chances.

When I think of something, I know that the Japanese have invented. I don't know what to do. Whether to sue them in court, whether to move there.

China long before we knew the printing press, artillery, Aeronautics, chloroform. But at that time in Europe opening immediately comes to life, develops and performs miracles, in China it is still in its infancy and remains dead. China is the Bank with the alcoholized her fetus.

Three great inventions in the history of mankind: fire, the wheel and Playboy.

People never displayed more talent than in the invention of the game.

- You know why you created the bulb?
- No, but I think the government will soon realize how to charge people money for it!

People are smart and resourceful. It is possible that they can make habitable the planet that wasn't designed for it.

Two of the greatest invention of mankind - the bed and the atomic bomb. The first allows you not to participate, the second makes it impossible to participate.

If British doctors are not asked the question: "What is this fungus?", then we wouldn't have penicillin.

Need begets invention, invention for two purposes.

Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity and dying of radioactivity.

No more inventors, left alone followers.