Game: Portal 2



Hmm... This panel is not designed for subjects your weight. I'll add a few zeros to its maximum load... You broke it, right?
№ 394292   Added MegaMozg 10-05-2020 / 23:00
The styles of collaboration apparent contrast. Blue, your style "first act, then think". Orange, your style - "do not think".
№ 394273   Added MegaMozg 10-05-2020 / 22:03
You two show great teamwork in which one of you dealt with all the intellectual tests, and second... sometimes offering help, if a test suddenly turns into a contest of "who eats more".
№ 394270   Added MegaMozg 10-05-2020 / 18:42
You may think I wantonly cruel to you? But it's not. There is a reason. I hate you.
№ 394266   Added MegaMozg 10-05-2020 / 18:30
Science does not tolerate the question "why". The main question - "why not". Why our research is so dangerous? Why not do something less dangerous? Indeed, why not invent a safe door that won't hit you on the ass on the way out because you're fired!
Yes, you are! Get your stuff together. On the way out. To the Parking lot. In the car. Goodbye.
№ 385091   Added Viker 26-12-2019 / 09:41
You know, the situation looks bleak, but that crazy guy was right. We won't take the lemons, we'll go up and get him to bring me back into my body. He'll probably kill us, because he is very strong, and I have no plan. Not gonna lie, our chances are a million to one, that if rounding in our favor. So... anyway, let's be angry, if we're going to explode, let's explode with some dignity.
№ 384414   Added MegaMozg 13-12-2019 / 22:48
Quotes Turrets-soothsayer:
- I'm not.
- Take me with you.
Thank you.
- Get mad.
- Don't make lemonade.
The gods punished Prometheus for what He brought to the people of knowledge. He was imprisoned in the depths of the Earth, and birds pecking at it.
- The answer is beneath us.
Her name is Caroline.
- Remember that.
- Don't forget.
- This is not enough.
- That's all I can say.
№ 384413   Added MegaMozg 13-12-2019 / 22:46
In preparation for human trials, I read a book of complaints and suggestions. Know offer number one? Less deadly tests. This is ridiculous! How can they know that the tests are deadly if you can write this offer?
№ 356629   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2019 / 06:05
Well, I thought here. If life gives you lemons don't make lemonade. Make life take them back! Angry! I don't want your damn lemons! What do I do with them? Ask for a meeting with the Manager in charge of life! Make life regret the day it decided to give cave Johnson lemons! You know who I am? I'm the one who will burn your house! I'm gonna make my engineers invent incendiary lemon to burn your house down!
№ 300432   Added MegaMozg 10-09-2017 / 03:30
Was created and then abandoned by people. They have a habit of creating something beautiful, and then throw.
№ 267184   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:36
People burdened with remorse, often are frightened of loud sound...
№ 267183   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:36
That's why people cannot pass these tests - they treat friends as enemies.
№ 267182   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:35
To gain confidence, first admit your inferiority.
№ 267181   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:35
If you want to upset the person, tell him that his weight is below or above normal.
№ 267180   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:35
You two make a very harmonious team. I saw only one other team that was even coherent. There one of the participants had to be destroyed.
№ 267179   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:35