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You're a twat. You're an asshole and always has been. And the only thing that ever changes is the fact that you will be an even bigger asshole. Well, maybe more of the same give birth...
- Don't touch my children, they have nothing to do with it! Take your words about my family small asshole!
- Well, about the small shit take.
To insult my fucking kids! Yes, you pass all bounds!
I already took my words... but you're still an asshole.
- Heard, not deaf.

Insult is the usual reward for good work...

No matter for what reason you are insulted, it is best not to pay insult to all the attention - because stupidity rarely is worthy of indignation and anger it is best to punish neglect.

In my garden flew not just stone, and some uncouth lump from the Paleolithic era.

Even politeness is offensive, when it is emphasized.

I'd sent You, Yes see You there.

You should not be offended. You are a lucky man. You know the saying: the happiest man is he who does not know the extent of their unhappiness.

- Oh, you bitch!
Oh, my God! You have to put ten cents in kopilochku for the bad word. You know how I do when I get the urge to swear? I say "nonsense".
You pig, you touch me again, and ocucoat in no time I will kill you.
(You know how I do when I get the urge to swear? I said, "Wow, Christmas tree!"
Will remember it forever.)

- Why are you such a pessimist?
- Why are you such a chicken!?

- What did he say?
- He is too "rough around the edges", so I'll replace the word he often used, on the word "Caesar".
Okay.
He said, if your "Cesarea" girl, you don't get it "Cesaria" hands, I'll fire her "Cesario mother."

The French have an expression: the effect of the stairs. French Esprit d'escalier Esprit d eskal'e. It refers to the moment when you find the correct answer, but it's too late. For example, at a party someone offends. I need you to answer. When you look at all, when you pressure, you say something lame. But then you leave the party.
And in that moment, when you begin to descend the stairs suddenly a miracle happened. You come to mind the perfect answer. And this is the final humiliation.
Here is what is the effect of the stairs.

- You have the castle Suite. Bernard you now hold.
(Bernard snores in the hallway)
- Well, I think that he will rise, hag.
- I beg your pardon?
- Angry old woman scary and ugly. Eight vertically.

- I hope you had a pleasant trip, fascist!
- I beg your pardon?
(reading a question from a crossword puzzle):
- A form of government characterized by extreme dictatorship. Horizontally.
- Oh, right. Then: fascism.