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A person must be worthy of the salary that he cherished his place, knew that this work feeds his family, does a decent member of society. And then after some time there will be the concept of "honor police uniform".

- Peasant!
- You're trash yourself!
- Slave!
- The police will decide who's slave!

Comparing the level of humanity and sense of duty in different departments of our valorous militia are beginning to understand that the money to Gai officers it is necessary to give immediately and, if not silently, then with sincere gratitude.

Who said that our own police are werewolves? First- it is us as a not very native, and second - they do not work, and serve.

When the New year I wished that it was not the police, I had in mind is not it.

Elena Malysheva at the police station:
- Why did you cut the woman's bag and took out the wallet?
Just understand, the bag is like a stomach, and the purse is the Appendix, which had to withdraw.
- Why did you do it in the subway?
Just metro the main artery of Moscow. I like a little uglevody were in circulation.
- Why do you run away from our staff.
- First, not run away, and was gone. And secondly, I wanted to show that not all police officers will be recertified.

- Peter, what number of militia in Ukraine?
- Three hundred thousand.
- Yeah... And the Party of regions?
- Well, thousand five hundred.
- Yeah... Well...
Why do you ask?
- Yes, the question in the crossword puzzle across: "The largest Ukrainian criminal group".

The police in our country don't like, so the police also difficult to love people.

My little children you are afraid of: "Policeman coming, the policeman will take". And, hardly frightened, calling: "Policeman! The policeman!". We do not frighten their children "Citizen comes, the citizen will take".

If people stop drinking, the traffic police will stop eating.

What is that performance? If you do not steal - steal himself, and himself put! And detection I do!

- And let those, who can not do any New year? - But come on!!! - Mi-Li-TSI-I! Mi-Li-TSI-I!

Congratulations! You have got the program SAI, and we immediately start with issue 500 rubles, why ramusack not wearing a seat belt?

- Comrade policeman, you can go through?
- Not allowed!
- Where to put?