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Often selfish people just hide behind a joke when they want to assert their advantages in full voice: I supposedly said, and you decide, I seriously think so or are just having fun.

Before you start a joke, one must know the limit of patience that someone you want to prank.

No bad jokes, there are sober companions.

We need the witness. For a hundred doller we will provide it.
Over a hundred doller? But not too much dourov?
- Did not understand.
You're doerle settlement?
- Doer, ha ha!
- Look, I liked it.
Ha ha ha! Never heard that joke. Yes, sorry. I'll write it down.

Joke has not helped anyone to gain the favor of the enemy, but helped many to lose a friend.

A good joke said at the time, is the best contraceptive.

... I believe every word you say, believe as long as you don't tell me you were kidding.

I myself do not like to joke, and people don't.

- What's most important in a good joke?
- The right time.

Not so terrible Russian tank as his drunken crew.

There are three causes of failure: forgotten, washed down or scored.

Good thing speed bumps and speed adjust, and move nicely.

The screw hammered by a hammer, holding you tighter than a nail, screw with a screwdriver.

- I was not confused by your question, I just don't know how to punch better.