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People who tell unfunny jokes, get broken fingers.

Better not mess with things you don't understand.

Don't mess with women: these jokes are silly and indecent.

I'm not good at jokes - every joke implicit feature is a lie.

Want to have enemies sneer.
Aphorism inspired by the thoughts of Nietzsche, who compared the ironic person with a dog that bites, and smiling at. He believed that this spoils the character. The trouble lies in the fact that jokes are not taken offense, even when hurt.

Good jokes - it is one thing to leave behind, leaving any of the worlds!

The worst joke fate could play with an intelligent man is to put it in the dependence of the fool.

The magnitude of knockdown jokes is the distance from a joke to the object of ridicule. The more killing power, the farther you can be from a source of potential danger.

You know that old joke - the operation was a success but the patient died.

"... Loves bad jokes and repeatedly moves their pupils to the teachers..."
It is about a bucket or something? Yes, it was a one bucket, rather voluminous. Stood on the beam, over the door of my room. A kind of homemade trap for the neighbors in the School dormitory, in order to teach it without asking to borrow my notes and pans welded to a week of soup. Maybe the Teacher wouldn't get mad if the bucket is still overturned, and fell on his head upright, along with the water?

When the Joker is laughing his sharpness, it loses value.

With a joke treat with caution. You might be falsely understood.

I heard that life is a good thing, but I prefer reading.

A joke, like salt, should be consumed with moderation.