fathers and sons [Theme] Page 26

- Dad, you promised to take us to the lake.
- I had promised a lot, so I'm a good father.

Before you were born your parents were not as boring as it is now. They got theirs, paying your bills, washing your clothes and listening to you talk about yourself. So before you begin to save the world from their parents ' generation, clean the toilet in your own room.

- Honey, I talked to our daughter about love and sex. She's already 15!
And that, dear?
- I can not wait to try all the things that she told me...

Remember that your children will treat you the same way you treat your parents.

Childhood is a foreign country, speaking the same language, parents and children often do not understand each other.

- Everything goes together faster. So my father taught.
- And you know what my father taught?
- What?
- Nothing.
- Did you just figure that out?

Despite the fact that my father and I had so much in common, I didn't want to admit to yourself that you like him.

- Dad, do you love me?
- Daughter, of course I love you, but "Star Treck" I love not less, and besides, it started earlier.

- You know your phone number, son?
- You will be able to talk to me only under torture, slow and painful, but you have the spirit is not enough!

Such is the fate of fathers to disappoint the kids.

A crazy girl. But she doesn't know how to behave with parents. Just ignore them is not enough. They should be arrested, put on trial, forced to plead guilty, to send them out into the wilderness to learn to be self-critical!

Well, we all have fathers.
Yes. But if there is no God, it does not mean that he should take his place!

I am a happy father! Yesterday my son got stoned, got drunk today and beat the teacher! Come here son and give me a hug!

Parents believe that they live for the children. But consider us a extension of themselves. And I try to instill in us their habits and Outlook on life. Im hurt by the fact that we are not as they want us to see.