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You know why people play the shell game?
- Because I think they're lucky.
- No, they think they will win that they are smarter than you. And here they are right.
- I'm smarter than you think.
- Will be able to pretend to be dumb?
- Yes, I'm so smart that is almost a moron.
2 Season 2 Series
№ 313518   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2018 / 12:08
I used to have a passion for gambling. But thirty years ago I moved to Las Vegas, and it cured me. My then Manager some of what I learned. He said if you go to the casino to play, do there checks. This is one of the smartest things I have ever heard in my life. Because when you return a canceled check and you see what a lot of money to throw away... you could give them to his family or his girlfriend. And to lose it would be like to go to the shore of the Mississippi and throw them into the water. In General, when I saw how much money lost for nothing, all vanished.
№ 307219   Added MegaMozg 09-11-2017 / 13:03
- Take Watson.
- It is interesting.
- See his walking stick. Rare African strich hiding a blade of high-strength steel. They were awarded to veterans of the Afghan war. Hence the conclusion that he is a decorated officer. Strong, brave, born to be a man of action. And neat, like all military. And now I check his pockets. Oh! A ticket to a Boxing match. We can conclude that he's a compulsive gambler. Suggest to look out for dowry.
Is a long time in the past!
- Not at all. He took me in debt.
№ 299035   Added MegaMozg 26-08-2017 / 21:03
Gambling is the best way to escape, clap the enemy and destroy the Motherland!
№ 289502   Added Viker 07-06-2017 / 15:32
Gambling is for suckers.
- The excitement is, when the results are unknown.
- To turn the game in their favor is useful.
6 Season 15 Series
№ 278817   Added MegaMozg 09-03-2017 / 16:31
- Here we have the crew, I see. What do you say, isn't it time to take them on Board?
Silver Stanley Silverstone, sir!
- Welcome aboard, Silverston.
I Sylvestersen, sir... but my friends call me Spades.
- Peaks?
I'm a bit of a gambler, sir.
- Where are Your shoes?
- Go to the horse races, bet on a horse named Cramp, sir.
- On Board.
- Thank you, sir.
№ 277436   Added MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 18:44
... The city - as a woman or a casino always have a winner. And it'll be me.
№ 265645   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 10:45
- Nick, I've counted our money that we are on a vacation postponed. There is not enough 500 rubles. What, again, lost in the cards?
- Galya, I told you that I'm done with the cards. With Domino not...
- Your passion you will bring to no good. Remember once you ride a little in the card is not lost?
- I'm with you, Gal, never played!
17 Season 1 Series
№ 263598   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 09:37
They robbed me blind. All lost, the entire salary.
- So we don't have like slot machines?
Is card. Poker clubs. They are now instead of slot machines. It's just like the club as a billiard room. You come in, pay fees that supposedly play, and there has to really start to play.
- How do they earn? Some contributions will not be full, and the players play with each other.
- I understand they are specialists out there boost.
- Cheats?
- Just good people. They do the whole take and take. You know, I even more slot machines like. One time lost, and kind of offended no one.
- And now no one but yourself...
2 Season 13 Series
№ 262685   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 21:36
There are three roads to ruin: gambling - the women - the most pleasant and following the advice of experts is the most reliable.
№ 260700   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 20:30
... The money is not important to our organization as knowing who to trust.
[a bullet in the forehead of the debtor]
№ 253831   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 12:38
... Because the players want to beat the casino, the dealers are watching the players. For dealers watch "looking" on the table. For "looking" watch inspectors. For inspectors - pit bosses. For pit-bosses - managers. For managers - admin. I follow the administrator. And the "heavenly eye" watches us all!
Quote Explanation: The casino should all look out for each other. Under the "heavenly eye" means the camcorder.
№ 251959   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 11:36
Golden rule casino let them play as long as possible. Come back and play again! The longer the game, the more the loss. In the end, we get everything!
№ 251958   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 11:36
... Who would refuse such an offer?! <...> Not only am I a law-abiding citizen, but the Manager of the casino. It's like that to sell dreams for cash!
№ 251929   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 11:35