friend [Theme] Page 5



- And I have here one.
- And, say, friend, there?
- Was once... But one day my best friend decided to get married... for my fiance. Since I liquidated all my girlfriends.
№ 125907   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 16:14
A girl's best friend - their friend.
№ 125480   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 15:52
Women's company much better male - friend will always understand and accept all that is representative of the strong half deem insignificant.
№ 123705   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 13:58
Well! Tell the woman that she was harder, smarter, prettier friend of hers - she's already happy. Primitive you create!
№ 114347   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 10:07
Betrayal in love can be forgiven, but betrayal of a friend - not.
№ 111742   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 21:39
- I forgot that you prefer a cat girlfriend.
- The cat comes home at least every day.
№ 102766   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 08:18
I have a beautiful girlfriend. To save the world - enough for us to get together!
№ 93521   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 21:56
A woman willing to dress up out of mere love to his worst friend.
№ 93109   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 21:35
It's good that you care about your friend, but who will take care of you?
1 Season 2 Series
№ 88641   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 17:32
A: a Friend tried it with her boyfriend anal sex, and now complains of pain... What would she recommend?
B: one of my friends had the same thing. After 2 days everything goes.
№ 87923   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 16:49
Joe, I have to say that Stella and I are not friends.
- I kind of figured.
2 Season 8 Series
№ 85122   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 08:33
And let the first who will bring you favor in this world, after the righteous friend, is a righteous wife.
№ 83371   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 21:09
Every girl in the friends is valued almost three times more than the boy.
№ 82177   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 19:36
A friend is not one that kicks you, but the one that steamed with you when the buzz is not present.
№ 80581   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 17:28
Tanya said I was born under Soviet rule and therefore I have spoiled taste. (And she Queen Victoria was born, or like last week! But I still love her).
№ 74939   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 09:34