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They call to go to him. Giggle, say that there are no louts that poison their lives. Well, with a disapproving sigh coming after them.

Yes, you girls are very strange. First, you are ready to rip each other's throats, and then a cute smile.

- Still don't get it, why are you my friend?
Because you're sweet and funny, ' replied Sophie.
- My mom says I'm dramatic, and grumpy, ' said Agatha. - So one of you is lying.

The meeting of a friend chirp about inexhaustible ardor of their husbands, and this is a shameless lie. And everyone knows about it but no one wants to lag behind others.

I don't want a girlfriend. For me there is nothing more painful than when I steal my time. If she called me to complain in the middle of the night, I'm sure I would have immediately broke up with her. Why are all these popular so love to publicly complain about their love problems? As an old man complains about his health or an employee brags about his work. This bragging so much masochism that you're even angry can not.

- Yes, your friends can only be...
- Well, who?
- Ghouls!
- Right, so you were the best of them!

A woman's best friend is herself.

Have only one friend, only know how to choose it properly.

You know, I have and without it a lot of girlfriends: my mother, my mother pam, my aunt... even though she sent me to ignore in Skype.

If you want to know about the shortcomings of women - tell me something good about her to her friends.

Women are generally terribly jealous. Regardless of the age. Look sick. See a beautiful girl, must immediately to say about her stuff. It's so sad and hurt. Once again talking about women's self-esteem. Women are so insecure and dissatisfied with his existence that just can not stand when someone is better than them. That is why most of my friends are men.

- I dated a man... a Long walk... And then he married my friend.
I'm not going to marry your friend.
- You can't do that. I liquidated all of my friends. I destroyed them.

I'm your best friend, I love you, so I'm with you and I feel bad that I wasn't able to support you. Never think that you can't come to me for any reason. I'll be there always.

Friends are learned in trouble, and friends on the hunt.