Character: Michael Scott

When you meet someone special you just know it. A real relationship can't push, they go straight without tension.

We're not on the Playground, we have new rules, we've been growing up, but we can't lose the spirit of childlike wonder. We want to know what love is. Perhaps it is a call to violate all these principles. Life is short. When two people find each other, no rules should stand in their way.

If we were in Russia, is another matter. All would go to one Santa, have lined up a long queue. Sit on his lap, he asks: "What do you want?" You ask, for example, freedom. Then you have the KGB and sends you to Siberia. Good that Russia no longer exists.

The booze never killed anyone.

I just don't want employees thinking they may lose their jobs because of their misconduct.

- Meredith, I ask you to pretend that you are from Abu Dhabi.
Hi.
- I am ashamed at your naked face. Should I cover it with my jacket. You are now sexy in your culture.

I once lived for 28 years without sex. And then for another seven years.

You know, sometimes, to take another look at things, I think about a spaceman on a star incredibly far away. Our problems don't matter to him because we're just a distant point of light. But he feels sorry for me. Because he has an incredibly powerful microscope. And he can see my face.

Don't want to work... want the day to Bang on this mug.

Anyone who says he understands women is a fool! Because they are UN-understandable.

More than the mafia, I only hate liars. I wish the mafia killed all liars.

Words back in your mouth don't shove!

You know, I have and without it a lot of girlfriends: my mother, my mother pam, my aunt... even though she sent me to ignore in Skype.

To worry about the age of the woman is necessary only in the case if she is too young for you.