Character: Jim Halpert
- It's rum. It's not about boredom. I am a pirate.
Quote Explanation: At a briefing in Tallahassee, Stanley adds rum to his juice while Jim is quietly surprised.
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MegaMozg 20-04-2021 / 14:30
- Life is short - go fast.
Let the corpse be sexy - that's my motto.
- Interesting to hear the rest.
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MegaMozg 20-04-2021 / 14:27
- Perfect comparison. But your friends were bitten by a mad spider masturbator.
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MegaMozg 20-04-2021 / 14:24
Yes..
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MegaMozg 05-04-2021 / 15:30
Imagine going back and watching a movie about his life. Watch how you change, make mistakes, and grow. Look how in love, how become a husband and father. Here's what you gave me, and it's an amazing gift.
9 Season 23 Series
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 12:07
- Look, Ryan, I want to play Andy?
- Not now, ask me later, about ten years ago.
3 Season 14 Series
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 21:07
I was so busy watching him that I had not yet started work. Exhausting to be that vigilant. I think going home early today.
Quote Explanation: Jim Troll Dwight, noting time every time, when he was engaged in personal Affairs (e.g. yawned, sneezed, tried to argue with Jim).
5 Season 2 Series
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 22:09
Parkour. Internet sensation of 2004. The point is to move from point a to point B as creatively as possible. So technically they are doing parkour. Where point a is delusion and point B is the hospital.
6 Season
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 19:15
- I think it's time to bury the hatchet.
Only good axe will spend.
9 Season 24 Series
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 18:37
- We are gathered here because something's wrong with society...
- You always say that society can't be good, but maybe something's wrong with you?
- If so, it is to blame society.
5 Season 1 Series
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MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 09:53
